bazooka Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1. While scratching head, forgot she was wearing her studded Goth wristband. ______________________ Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted October 12, 2008 Report Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 13, 2008 Report Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted October 13, 2008 Report Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MarcM Posted October 13, 2008 Report Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 13, 2008 Report Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted October 18, 2008 Report Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1.
Uncle Joe Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1. The Jehova's Witness' house. They just give you pamphlets. The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-
bluesboy Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-
_Laurie_ Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-
Otokichi Posted October 19, 2008 Report Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-
cyberjudge Posted October 20, 2008 Report Posted October 20, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- 4- 3- 2- 1-
_Laurie_ Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- 3- 2- 1-
MindCrime Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- 2- 1-
Uncle Joe Posted October 21, 2008 Report Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- 1-
miamisammy29 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1-
Uncle Joe Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (the one reason I hate to see the Presidential campaigns come to an end soon). Sammy, I think you should start the next Top Ten.
miamisammy29 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted October 23, 2008 Report Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 24, 2008 Report Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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