bazooka 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1. While scratching head, forgot she was wearing her studded Goth wristband. ______________________ Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Posted October 12, 2008 Report Share Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted October 13, 2008 Report Share Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1. The Jehova's Witness' house. They just give you pamphlets. The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Posted October 19, 2008 Report Share Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted October 20, 2008 Report Share Posted October 20, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- 1- Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1- Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (the one reason I hate to see the Presidential campaigns come to an end soon). Sammy, I think you should start the next Top Ten. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Posted October 23, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Posted October 23, 2008 Report Share Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to post Share on other sites
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