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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

5. Playing Polish darts.

4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!"

3. Attended a Stooge-Con.

2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle.

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Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye

10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it!

9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!)

8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!)

7. A badly misdirected salami.

6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam.

5. Playing Polish darts.

4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!"

3. Attended a Stooge-Con.

2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle.

1. While scratching head, forgot she was wearing her studded Goth wristband.

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

5. Kevin's house

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

5. Kevin's house

4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him.

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

5. Kevin's house

4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him.

3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume :o )

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

5. Kevin's house

4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him.

3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume :o )

2. Castle Dracula!

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Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating

10. Any cottage made of gingerbread

9. Neverland Ranch

8. Their parents' bedroom

7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ...

6. Compton, Ca (same reason!)

5. Kevin's house

4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him.

3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume )

2. Castle Dracula!

1. The Jehova's Witness' house. They just give you pamphlets.

The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

5- Prison Break

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

5- Prison Break

4- Nip/Tuck

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

5- Prison Break

4- Nip/Tuck

3- The Colbert Report

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

5- Prison Break

4- Nip/Tuck

3- The Colbert Report

2- Reruns of "Futurama"

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The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season

10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern.

9- Mad Men on AMC

8- Life On Mars

7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.)

6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin

5- Prison Break

4- Nip/Tuck

3- The Colbert Report

2- Reruns of "Futurama"

1- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (the one reason I hate to see the Presidential campaigns come to an end soon).

Sammy, I think you should start the next Top Ten.

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Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten

10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now.

9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze.

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Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten

10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now.

9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze.

8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny.

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Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten

10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now.

9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze.

8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny.

7. Unwarranted Optimism.

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Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten

10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now.

9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze.

8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny.

7. Unwarranted Optimism.

6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies.

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