bazooka 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steel2Velvet 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Guesses On How Laurie Got Poked In The Eye 10. Somebody poked their bad finger in it! 9. Forgot a Mai Tai comes with a parasol (boink!) 8. She stared down a cat for a really long time until it tried to claw her eyes out. (I've seen them do it before!) 7. A badly misdirected salami. 6. After the flatbed truck carrying Sammy's D*ck in a box left my place, it went to her place, and she examined it too closely. At least there won't be child support as a result of this accident, though, Sam. 5. Playing Polish darts. 4. Didn't bob or weave when someone yelled: "Food Fight!" 3. Attended a Stooge-Con. 2. Gesturing with a whiskey bottle. 1. While scratching head, forgot she was wearing her studded Goth wristband. ______________________ Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted October 12, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted October 13, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kevin 3 Report post Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted October 18, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 19, 2008 Top Ten Places Kids Should Avoid When Trick or Treating 10. Any cottage made of gingerbread 9. Neverland Ranch 8. Their parents' bedroom 7. Salem , Mass. -just in case ... 6. Compton, Ca (same reason!) 5. Kevin's house 4. Joe the Plumber's house : you'll likely be swarmed by the media, or hit with a pipe wrench as giving things away doesn't sit well with him. 3. Sarah Palin's house (especially if they're wearing the Bullwinkle costume ) 2. Castle Dracula! 1. The Jehova's Witness' house. They just give you pamphlets. The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluesboy 5 Report post Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Report post Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted October 19, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6- 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted October 20, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Wyld Card 5 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 21, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 The Top Ten Shows On TV This Season 10-Eleventh Hour-BBC America and CBS Thursday's at 10PM Eastern. 9- Mad Men on AMC 8- Life On Mars 7- Life (When seeking insight, beware circling seagulls.) 6-SNL ... all right, only the first 5 minutes with Tina Sarah Faylin 5- Prison Break 4- Nip/Tuck 3- The Colbert Report 2- Reruns of "Futurama" 1- The Daily Show with Jon Stewart (the one reason I hate to see the Presidential campaigns come to an end soon). Sammy, I think you should start the next Top Ten. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bazooka 0 Report post Posted October 23, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cyberjudge 0 Report post Posted October 24, 2008 Top Ten Reasons UncleJoe Wanted Sammy To Start The Next Top Ten 10. He's had a wicked dump building up for about two hours now. 9. I drank my ice-cold power drink too fast and got a brain freeze. 8. Because Sammy could even make dismembered orphans seem funny. 7. Unwarranted Optimism. 6. He wanted to jinx the State of Florida to help out his beloved Fillies. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
