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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

5. Excessive drilling will open an outlet from Hell.

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

5. Excessive drilling will open an outlet from Hell.

4. Revenge of Hanging Chad

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

5. Excessive drilling will open an outlet from Hell.

4. Revenge of Hanging Chad

3. After losing the election, John McCain summons the dark side of the force to lead a military coup and declares himself Supreme Emperor

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

3. After losing the election, John McCain summons the dark side of the force to lead a military coup and declares himself Supreme Emperor

You'd of thought he would have learned his lesson when he pulled that stunt after the 2004 Republican primaries.

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

5. Excessive drilling will open an outlet from Hell.

4. Revenge of Hanging Chad

3. After losing the election, John McCain summons the dark side of the force to lead a military coup and declares himself Supreme Emperor

2. Joe Biden calls upon unseen occult powers to heal the disabled.

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Top 10 Reasons why your vote may unleash the Antichrist:

10. McCain's hand is cold and clammy and rather than a campaign donation he says he'd rather have your soul .

9. A self-described moose-killing pit bull wearing lipstick could be just a heartbeat away from control of the most powerful armed forces in the world.

8. Obama tries to appease the world and terrorists strike on our soil again.

7. I never watch "American Idol," "America's Got Talent," or "Wipeout."

6. Doesn't it release a new Antichrist EVERY four years?!

5. Excessive drilling will open an outlet from Hell.

4. Revenge of Hanging Chad

3. After losing the election, John McCain summons the dark side of the force to lead a military coup and declares himself Supreme Emperor

2. Joe Biden calls upon unseen occult powers to heal the disabled.

1. You can put lipstick on the AntiChrist but it's still the AntiChrist.

The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- I am not a crook !

6- Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

6-Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

5- I believe it is the government's duty to protect the sanctity of life from conception , but it is a woman's right to choose what is best for her.

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

6-Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

5- I believe it is the government's duty to protect the sanctity of life from conception , but it is a woman's right to choose what is best for her.

4- We are the Party of change.

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:laughing: That's likely the best/worst one Phil , depending on how you call 'em .

The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

6-Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

5- I believe it is the government's duty to protect the sanctity of life from conception , but it is a woman's right to choose what is best for her.

4- We are the Party of change.

3- If it weren't for the media , we'd be able to get our message out clearly, and people would respond !

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

6-Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

5- I believe it is the government's duty to protect the sanctity of life from conception , but it is a woman's right to choose what is best for her.

4- We are the Party of change.

3- If it weren't for the media , we'd be able to get our message out clearly, and people would respond !

2- Vote for OUR candidate, or you'll be sleepin' wit da fishes!

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The Top Ten Political Cliches

10-Read my lips. No new taxes.

9- I've journeyed into the heartland of America.

8- It's time government became responsive to the needs of the people.

7- This is a land of immigrants who have come here-and work hard- to realize the American Dream. I support that .

6-Those are "revenue enhancements," not taxes!

5- I believe it is the government's duty to protect the sanctity of life from conception , but it is a woman's right to choose what is best for her.

4- We are the Party of change.

3- If it weren't for the media , we'd be able to get our message out clearly, and people would respond !

2- Vote for OUR candidate, or you'll be sleepin' wit da fishes!

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Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

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Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

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Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

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Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?"

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