bazooka Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. Palin debating....anybody. 2. Candidates pull off masks, revealing themselves as hideous reptilian extraterrestrial overlords .. [smaller]That would be so COOL![/smaller] 1.
Otokichi Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. Palin debating....anybody. 2. Candidates pull off masks, revealing themselves as hideous reptilian extraterrestrial overlords .. [smaller]That would be so COOL![/smaller] 1. John McCain, sensing defeat, comes out in favor of same-sex marriage, which prompts Sarah Palin to shoot him with her hunting rifle. Then she declares herself President! Meanwhile, Joseph Biden discovers his ancestor's slave owners past, puts chains on Barack Obama, and demands a chorus of "Old Man River" be sung by the news media. Barack Obama breaks the chains, then chases Biden hither and yon, brandishing an AK-47, loudly sccreaming: "Free at last! Good God almighty, we be free at last!" Then we all wake from our collective daydream in the voting booth.
miamisammy29 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 2, 2008 Author Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 2, 2008 Report Posted October 2, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. The Bailout 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. The Bailout 3. Whaling ship "Pequod" 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. The Bailout 3. Whaling ship "Pequod" 2. S.S. Minnow 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One) 10. The Straight To The Bottom Express 9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor). 8. Sweet Earmark 7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.) 6. The Donkey's Nightmare 5. Ancient Mariner 4. The Bailout 3. Whaling ship "Pequod" 2. S.S. Minnow 1. And the Number One Name for John McCain's New Yacht...."THE NAILIN' PALIN"! Ohhhhhhh! ================================================== Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Jenny Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
_Laurie_ Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Posted October 3, 2008 Now, Laurie, the answers are supposed to be hypothetical, not fantasy.
Steel2Velvet Posted October 3, 2008 Report Posted October 3, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted October 3, 2008 Author Report Posted October 3, 2008 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) What would be the odds on winning at that one?
cyberjudge Posted October 4, 2008 Report Posted October 4, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. Presidential Election sports book wagering 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted October 6, 2008 Report Posted October 6, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. Presidential Election sports book wagering 3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted October 6, 2008 Report Posted October 6, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. Presidential Election sports book wagering 3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often 2. Wall Street Stock/Bonds Roulette 1.
cyberjudge Posted October 6, 2008 Report Posted October 6, 2008 Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See 10. High Stakes Go Fish 9. Musical Chairs for Money 8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors 7. Full Contact Roulette 6. One that I can actually win something on. 5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another) 4. Presidential Election sports book wagering 3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often 2. Wall Street Stock/Bonds Roulette 1. Five Gas-Card Stud Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.
bazooka Posted October 6, 2008 Report Posted October 6, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted October 6, 2008 Report Posted October 6, 2008 Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy 10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale. 9. Universal Lethargy 8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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