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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

5. They become contestants on "Survivor"

4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables.

3. Palin debating....anybody.

2. Candidates pull off masks, revealing themselves as hideous reptilian extraterrestrial overlords .. [smaller]That would be so COOL![/smaller]

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

5. They become contestants on "Survivor"

4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables.

3. Palin debating....anybody.

2. Candidates pull off masks, revealing themselves as hideous reptilian extraterrestrial overlords .. [smaller]That would be so COOL![/smaller]

1. John McCain, sensing defeat, comes out in favor of same-sex marriage, which prompts Sarah Palin to shoot him with her hunting rifle. Then she declares herself President! Meanwhile, Joseph Biden discovers his ancestor's slave owners past, puts chains on Barack Obama, and demands a chorus of "Old Man River" be sung by the news media. Barack Obama breaks the chains, then chases Biden hither and yon, brandishing an AK-47, loudly sccreaming: "Free at last! Good God almighty, we be free at last!" Then we all wake from our collective daydream in the voting booth.

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

5. Ancient Mariner

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

5. Ancient Mariner

4. The Bailout

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

5. Ancient Mariner

4. The Bailout

3. Whaling ship "Pequod"

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

5. Ancient Mariner

4. The Bailout

3. Whaling ship "Pequod"

2. S.S. Minnow

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Top Ten Names for John McCain's New Yacht (Assuming He Has One)

10. The Straight To The Bottom Express

9. Seven Yachts For Seven Houses and Seven Seas (with a Palin anchor).

8. Sweet Earmark

7. The DesertRat (Since he's from Arizona, it's unlikely he knows anything about operating one.)

6. The Donkey's Nightmare

5. Ancient Mariner

4. The Bailout

3. Whaling ship "Pequod"

2. S.S. Minnow

1. And the Number One Name for John McCain's New Yacht...."THE NAILIN' PALIN"! Ohhhhhhh!

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another)

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another)

4. Presidential Election sports book wagering

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another)

4. Presidential Election sports book wagering

3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another)

4. Presidential Election sports book wagering

3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often

2. Wall Street Stock/Bonds Roulette

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Top Ten Casino Games You'd Like To See

10. High Stakes Go Fish

9. Musical Chairs for Money

8. High Stakes Rock, Paper, Scissors

7. Full Contact Roulette

6. One that I can actually win something on.

5. Texas Hold Me (a game of caring for one another)

4. Presidential Election sports book wagering

3. 23 : A number I seem to get more often

2. Wall Street Stock/Bonds Roulette

1. Five Gas-Card Stud

Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

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Top 10 Quick Fixes for the Economy

10. Hockey moms across America can hold a huge bake sale.

9. Universal Lethargy

8. Tax-funded lottery scratchers

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