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Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever

10. Flavored vodkas

9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games.

8. 2 year long presidential campaigns

7. Softcore porn

6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle.

5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else.

4. Anchovies

3. "Cigars!" "Cigarettes!"

2. Killer drunk drivers

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Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever

10. Flavored vodkas

9. Shoot-outs to decide NHL games.

8. 2 year long presidential campaigns

7. Softcore porn

6. texting whilst driving a motorized vehicle.

5. Talking on a cell phone and doing Anything else.

4. Anchovies

3. "Cigars!" "Cigarettes!"

2. Killer drunk drivers

1. Glow-in-the-dark condoms (these are usually defective)

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Never! It is, after all, in Brazil, is it not?

So we can carry on as before. :grin:

:D Soitenly!!!

And I vow not to blow any cigar smoke toward the north.

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P.S. Cigar smoking is not like cigarette smoking at all. No inhaling, no addiction. I used to do that 20 years ago and I would never go back to enslavement!

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

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Top Ten Things That Should Be Banned Forever

1. Glow-in-the-dark condoms (these are usually defective)

Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

:laughing: :laughing: :laughing:

priceless :grin:

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto.

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto.

4. $50 gas cards and worthless AIG stock

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto.

4. $50 gas cards and worthless AIG stock

3. Rays' World Series T-Shirts.

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto.

4. $50 gas cards and worthless AIG stock

3. Rays' World Series T-Shirts.

2. Handfuls of peanut butter and jelly

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Top 10 things (other than candy) to pass out on Halloween

10. Bazooka Joe sized comics

9. Glow-in-the-dark condoms

8. Cigars

7. Fried chicken embryos and six-packs of Brewski

6. Expired raw eggs and a map to the house of that neighbor you don't like so much.

5. Wasabi-flavored dried Cuttlefish or Natto.

4. $50 gas cards and worthless AIG stock

3. Rays' World Series T-Shirts.

2. Handfuls of peanut butter and jelly

1. Guns and ammo.

The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

5-Gobble gobble gobble

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

5-Gobble gobble gobble

4-Deer season

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

5-Gobble gobble gobble

4-Deer season

3- Sign of the Scorpion

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

5-Gobble gobble gobble

4-Deer season

3- Sign of the Scorpion

2- End of political campaigning ... and finally a replacement for "W"

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The Top Ten Things You Like About November

10-Baseball season ends.

9-Early christmas shopping (before the stores become packed and sold-out for the holidays)

8- Punkin Pie

7- Brazil's Republic Day (Nov 15th - not to be confused with Brazil's Independence Day, another holiday on Sept 7th) starts the hard season of linked multiple holiday's that last through Easter. Golly, these people love to party!

6- if I wish with all my might, it might get cold enough to have a cozy fire in the fireplace.

5-Gobble gobble gobble

4-Deer season

3- Sign of the Scorpion

2- End of political campaigning ... and finally a replacement for "W"

1- We Gain an hour of sleep!!

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