miamisammy29 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Posted September 24, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted September 25, 2008 Report Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MuzikTyme Posted September 25, 2008 Report Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. 4. 3. 2.
MindCrime Posted September 25, 2008 Report Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted September 25, 2008 Report Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee. 1.
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee. 1. Go jogging in a tinfoil outfit.
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 26, 2008 Author Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted September 26, 2008 Report Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted September 27, 2008 Report Posted September 27, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted September 27, 2008 Report Posted September 27, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted September 28, 2008 Report Posted September 28, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs. 1.
Kevin Posted September 29, 2008 Report Posted September 29, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs. 1. The team was secretly owned by Lehman Bros. : no salaries this year for anyone. Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Jenny Posted September 29, 2008 Report Posted September 29, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Shawna Posted September 30, 2008 Report Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 30, 2008 Author Report Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted September 30, 2008 Report Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
_Laurie_ Posted September 30, 2008 Report Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 30, 2008 Author Report Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. 2. 1.
Uncle Joe Posted October 1, 2008 Report Posted October 1, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. Palin debating....anybody. 2. 1.
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