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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running.

4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running.

4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire.

3. Go ice skating on the local lake.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running.

4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire.

3. Go ice skating on the local lake.

2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee.

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it.

7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight.

6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace

5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running.

4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire.

3. Go ice skating on the local lake.

2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee.

1. Go jogging in a tinfoil outfit.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher.

4. The Philadelphia Phillies.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher.

4. The Philadelphia Phillies.

3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!"

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher.

4. The Philadelphia Phillies.

3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!"

2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs.

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Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series.

10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team.

9. Washington Nationals bailout.

8. Ted Lilly

7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line.

6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS!

5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher.

4. The Philadelphia Phillies.

3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!"

2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs.

1. The team was secretly owned by Lehman Bros. : no salaries this year for anyone.

Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. :googly:

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

5. They become contestants on "Survivor"

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

5. They become contestants on "Survivor"

4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables.

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Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees':

10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate.

9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya"

8. Group hug!

7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt.

6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference.

5. They become contestants on "Survivor"

4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables.

3. Palin debating....anybody.

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