New Top Ten List Game

[bluesboy 5]

Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?"

4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes...

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[Kevin 3]

Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?"

4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes...

3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?"

4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes...

3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win.

2. We must avoid mistakes. (as if a coaching strategy might include having your team make a few mistakes so the opponent becomes over-confident)

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[Otokichi 9]

Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches

10. We want to get on the scoreboard first

9. We'll be taking it one play at a time.

8. Half this game is 90% mental.

7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life!

6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains.

5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?"

4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes...

3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win.

2. We must avoid mistakes. (as if a coaching strategy might include having your team make a few mistakes so the opponent becomes over-confident)

1. Let's do it to them before they do it to us! (quote from 1985/Season 4 of "Hill Street Blues")

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[Otokichi 9]

Oops! I forgot to post a Top Ten list!

Top Ten subjects reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

Top Ten subjects reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

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[bazooka 0]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

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[bluesboy 5]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

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[cyberjudge 0]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

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7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

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Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

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[miamisammy29 4]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?!

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[Crazy Don 0]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?!

4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?!

4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool.

3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window.

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[miamisammy29 4]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?!

4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool.

3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window.

2. Charmin is MUCH softer than your typical stock certificate.

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[bazooka 0]

Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold.

10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth.

9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling.

8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven.

7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates.

6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes.

5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?!

4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool.

3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window.

2. Charmin is MUCH softer than your typical stock certificate.

1. Charmin is soon gonna cost like Gold.

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The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

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[Steel2Velvet 0]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

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[Otokichi 9]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

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[miamisammy29 4]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

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[cyberjudge 0]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

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[miamisammy29 4]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer.

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[Wyld Card 5]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer.

4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department.

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[JackieBlue 0]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer.

4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department.

3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae!

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[MuzikTyme 0]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer.

4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department.

3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae!

2. The insignificance of the next voice trying to reason . . .

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[miamisammy29 4]

The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked

10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood.

9. The Creeping Crud

8. The American Fall TV season is beginning!

7. That horrible Patriots' defense!

6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen!

5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer.

4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department.

3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae!

2. The insignificance of the next voice trying to reason . . .

1. The 1975 Supertramp album, "Crisis? What Crisis?"

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Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

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[phil 7]

Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer

10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight.

9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich.

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