bluesboy Posted September 12, 2008 Report Posted September 12, 2008 Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches 10. We want to get on the scoreboard first 9. We'll be taking it one play at a time. 8. Half this game is 90% mental. 7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life! 6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. 5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?" 4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes... 3. 2. 1.
Kevin Posted September 13, 2008 Report Posted September 13, 2008 Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches 10. We want to get on the scoreboard first 9. We'll be taking it one play at a time. 8. Half this game is 90% mental. 7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life! 6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. 5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?" 4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes... 3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 13, 2008 Report Posted September 13, 2008 Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches 10. We want to get on the scoreboard first 9. We'll be taking it one play at a time. 8. Half this game is 90% mental. 7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life! 6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. 5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?" 4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes... 3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win. 2. We must avoid mistakes. (as if a coaching strategy might include having your team make a few mistakes so the opponent becomes over-confident) 1.
Otokichi Posted September 15, 2008 Report Posted September 15, 2008 (edited) Top Ten Pre-game Interview Cliches By Coaches 10. We want to get on the scoreboard first 9. We'll be taking it one play at a time. 8. Half this game is 90% mental. 7. Sports gets you ready for The Game of Life! 6. Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains. 5. Actual interview question before Super Bowl XXII: "Doug Williams, how long have you been a black quarterback?" 4. We've scripted the first 15 or so plays, we'll see how it goes... 3. We've just got to get out there and score some points and play good defense ,and then we should win. 2. We must avoid mistakes. (as if a coaching strategy might include having your team make a few mistakes so the opponent becomes over-confident) 1. Let's do it to them before they do it to us! (quote from 1985/Season 4 of "Hill Street Blues") Edited September 15, 2008 by Guest details...
Otokichi Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 Oops! I forgot to post a Top Ten list! Top Ten subjects reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 Top Ten subjects reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted September 18, 2008 Report Posted September 18, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bluesboy Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
bazooka Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. ------------ Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?! 4. 3. 2. 1.
Crazy Don Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?! 4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 19, 2008 Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?! 4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool. 3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 19, 2008 Author Report Posted September 19, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?! 4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool. 3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window. 2. Charmin is MUCH softer than your typical stock certificate. 1.
bazooka Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 Top Ten ... reasons to dump Wall Street stocks/bonds and buy Gold. 10. Gold keeps one closer to the earth. 9. It's more appropriate for conversion to bling bling. 8. Bad credit has to be purged from the system and the continuing weak dollar... gold is the only safe haven. 7. You can't wear jewelry made from stock or bond certificates. 6. It's less traceable when used as payment for drugs and prostitutes. 5. Do you know any chicks who'll go down on a guy for a really cool piece of paper?! 4. Stock-and-bond teeth don't look cool. 3. No one has ever thrown their worthless gold into the fireplace and then jumped out a 10 storey window. 2. Charmin is MUCH softer than your typical stock certificate. 1. Charmin is soon gonna cost like Gold. ------------ The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
Otokichi Posted September 21, 2008 Report Posted September 21, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 22, 2008 Author Report Posted September 22, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
cyberjudge Posted September 24, 2008 Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer. 4. 3. 2. 1.
MindCrime Posted September 24, 2008 Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer. 4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department. 3. 2. 1.
JackieBlue Posted September 24, 2008 Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer. 4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department. 3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae! 2. 1.
MuzikTyme Posted September 24, 2008 Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer. 4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department. 3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae! 2. The insignificance of the next voice trying to reason . . . 1.
miamisammy29 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Posted September 24, 2008 The Top Ten Other Crises That are Being Overlooked 10. The shortage of cheap marijuana in my neighborhood. 9. The Creeping Crud 8. The American Fall TV season is beginning! 7. That horrible Patriots' defense! 6. The equally horrific Mets' bullpen! 5. The plight of the homeless MC Hammer. 4. The line at the Motor Vehicle Department. 3. The fact that there are still 7 trillion calories in a Dairy Queen hot fudge sundae! 2. The insignificance of the next voice trying to reason . . . 1. The 1975 Supertramp album, "Crisis? What Crisis?" ================================================== Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
phil Posted September 24, 2008 Report Posted September 24, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.
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