Uncle Joe Posted June 4, 2007 Report Share Posted June 4, 2007 Oh, Baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Some of you, I have seen on my very rare forays into the "Your Photograph" thread. I have found this slightly spoilt my SongFacts experience- imagination is so much more fun than reality- hence I tend to avoid that thread. Nonetheless, here are some of the mental pictures I have formed. Daslied: having previously boasted an unruly nest of "mad professor" hair, the diminuitive Daslied has addressed the looming threat of middle-aged responsibility and respectability by shearing this off in favour of a tidy style. Typically sporting narrow-leg trousers,winkle-picker shoes and a short-sleeved small-collar checked shirt, Das resembles an off-duty Talking Head. He is most comfortable in predominantly female company (revels in it, in fact), but at times finds this somewhat constraining- perhaps even emasculating- and secretly yearns to be "one of the lads". When such occasions present, he may celebrate by smoking a cigar, but is resentful when the macho pretence extends to having to discuss sport. Levis: has very lively eyes, which can be slightly unnerving until one becomes accustomed. Levis tends to become intensely animated in conversation; at these times she fiddles with her hair alot, without realising. Sweet Jane: has the dirtiest laugh you ever heard... Edna: is almost the perfect dinner guest: possessed of refinement and culture, yet at the same time broad-minded, bohemian and rather louche. She regales enthralled guests with tale after tale from her seemingly infinite pool of music biz anecdotes, (without ever succumbing to self-absorption), she rocks back in her chair cackling gleefully like the deranged Madame of some baroque bordello, before, with a straight face, inviting you to partake of a tray of exquisite continental biscuits. Some whom I have not seen in "Your Photograph"... Farin: Slightly stout, with a "Cheshire cat" moon-faced grin. The sort of chap with whom one could cheerfully sink a few pints. Old 55: I have always imagined Old 55 as Paul Collins from the original cast of Liverpool-based soap opera Brookside (played by Jim Wiggins), but can I find a picture of the Jim Wiggins in question on t'Net? Can I heck. Crazy Don: insists on allowing his hair to grow long and wavy, even though he is balding on top. A frizzier version of Bill Bailey off "Never Mind The Buzzcocks" Invisible R: I fairly quickly associated her in my mind with a girl who lived on the new estate near my childhood home. (I can't remember her name, regrettably). She was in the year above me, friendly and not unattractive, but sadly cursed with a beak-like nose. She once complimented my rendition of The Stranglers' "Golden Brown" on the walk home after college. johnnyguitar: too skinny for his own good and rather careworn, habitually wearing the expression of laboratory beagle who's just been told his cigarette ration is being reduced. johnny colours his hair to hide its advancing greyness, and drinks to ease the pain of impending obsolescence. BlueFish: a wee skinnamalink (as mum used to say), Bloof has dark hair which is only just long enough to sport a spangly hair-slide and has a cheeky face. She bears the lively demeanour of a healthy Springer Spaniel puppy. 'senough for now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 What does anybody think I look like??. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 A goateed Hannibal Lector ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 A goateed Hannibal Lector ? No fair, you must have had a photo.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Bf, you made my day and I love you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 A goateed Hannibal Lector ? Bingo!!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Diminutive?! I'm 7'3, thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Diminutive?! I'm 7'3, thanks. In dog years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Or if I'm standing on a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Or if I'm jumping like a frog Like a frog in a bog in a fog near a log I can be taller if I stand on a dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Sweet Jane: has the dirtiest laugh you ever heard... I absolutely agree with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I absolutely agree with that. You guys are giving away my secrets, see if I call you late at night anymore! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 (edited) BlueFish: a wee skinnamalink (as mum used to say), Bloof has dark hair which is only just long enough to sport a spangly hair-slide and has a cheeky face. She bears the lively demeanour of a healthy Springer Spaniel puppy. Not bad, only my hair is down to my waist and i have no idea what a "skinnamalink" is... Edited June 8, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Skinnamalink is a Scots word my mum would have used to describe a girl without an ounce of fat on her; the addition of "wee" beforehand would also imply a lack of height. You're probably 6ft 2"......but I bet you wear a spangly hair-slide, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Oh yeah, Spangle hair slides all the way! It's pink today to! I'm actully 5foot one... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 And the lively demeanour of a healthy spaniel pup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Does it have to be a living Spaniel Pup? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blind-fitter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 You resemble a dead dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 No, just that I'm not all that bouncey and cuddlely and licky all the time.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 Dr Cameron - wow, you girls just made my year!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 They were just having you on -I think you look like the Bride of Frankenstein ( at least I hope you do ... ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earth-Angel Posted June 9, 2007 Report Share Posted June 9, 2007 I sometimes even shine up the bolts and change the colour of the stitches in my face for that extra sex appeal on those oh-so-special occasions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Believe me, s´factors, Earth-Angel is a beauty queen I´ve seen lots of her pictures and if there was a beauty contest she´d have the first prize. She´d also win at brains, charm and coolness contests. And she´s Friend. She is just incredible... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 She is the only other Ryan Adams fan I know, so I will love Sue forever and ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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