cyberjudge Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 Granted. You have been given every wish and your job is now to keep track of and to fulfill every single one of those wishes of every person in the world, and you cannot sleep, eat or even sit down until you have completed your task ... at which time you will be given everyone's new wish lists to complete ... and this will continue on ... forever and ever. I wish to fulfill just one person's wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 Granted. Unfortunately, the wisher in question was Pol Pot! I wish dictators would follow the example of Cincinnatus instead of Napoleon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2009 Report Share Posted August 12, 2009 Granted. They all change their mind after 10 minutes. I wish that absolutely nothing could go wrong with my wish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Granted. But with a wish like that, nothing could go right with it either. I wish that this thread would disappear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 13, 2009 Report Share Posted August 13, 2009 Granted. Your head explodes. I wish that I was an American. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Granted. You're personally footing the entire bill for Obama's health care package. I wish I was travelling abroad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 14, 2009 Report Share Posted August 14, 2009 Granted. You're in the Florida straits, on a about-to-sink boat from Cuba or Haiti, that's attracted the attention of two kinds of sharks: very toothed fish and drug smugglers who saw you fish their stash out of the sea. I wish Pacific hurricanes would turn northward to California with just enough tropical storm oomph to put out wild fires. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 16, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 16, 2009 Granted! Now, you live your life in a house-boat! You wish for the wish that you think won't mess up your wish POST SCRIPT... Let's set aside the typical response. IF you only had one wish and knew it'd come true . . . What would it be? Hmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 That you would stop posting always so esoterically and/or idiotically . I wish that I were a professional golfer . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Granted, but you've got no balls. I wish that health care in the US wasn't so damned perfect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 17, 2009 Report Share Posted August 17, 2009 Granted, Daniel Boone! (You're your own medic, now.) I wish "we won't need no rocket ship to travel through space." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted, you are now floating around space with no other life form within near reach, good luck finding food. I wish that Otokichi could find something to eat while floating around space. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 I've landed in the valley of the Shmoo! I wish for a state where: The British are the Police The Germans are the engineers The French are the cooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted, you're gonna need some Euros. I wish I may, I wish I might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Here's May. Are you still wishin' you might...? I wish I could have all the wishes I ever wish from this wish forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Sammy did her ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 18, 2009 Report Share Posted August 18, 2009 Somebody get that gal to a dentist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Well, it'll be nightmares for me tonight. Gee thanks Shawna Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted! You're a wishing well, with your mouth filling up with pennies. (Your wish for wealth, of course.) I wish that SETI makes contact with friendly extraterrestrials. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted...but there go all those great Sci-Fi horror flicks. Nice goin' SETI! I wish we could erect an elevator straight to the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 19, 2009 Report Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, but it takes two days to arrive during which you have to listen only to Muzak. I wish politicians were motivated by alturism rather than self-interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted, your name is Socrates, and there's a celebratory Hemlock cocktail they'd like you to sample. I wish all the best to iLike and Facebook in their new joint venture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 And I wish you luck with your wish I wish my time was my own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 20, 2009 Report Share Posted August 20, 2009 Granted, you notice that you're standing in fine sand...that's flowing into the bottom chamber of a gigantic hourglass! ("My lord, will that be a 3- or 5-minute egg?") I wish Myanmar was "Burma" once again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 21, 2009 Report Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted, but you have to redo all the maps. I wish Burma Shave was called Myanmar Shave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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