Otokichi Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted. The sun isn't rising, huge cracks are appearing in the world, rivers are receding, clocks are stopped, and Michael Jackson is at the door, selling time shares. I wish for "interesting times" to try to live through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted . Pele decides she isn't finished with Oahu , and you get one mother of an explosion and lava, etc . causing all to flee or perish. I wish I could have a politically expedient ( and likely profitable - if all works out ) Republican ' shotgun wedding ' like the father of Sara Palin's daughter's baby may have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted, but then who will vote? I wish candidates could be judged on what they say behind the scenes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted September 4, 2008 Report Share Posted September 4, 2008 Granted, but it's mostly exchanging cupcake recipes and talking about old episodes of MacGyver. I wish I had eyes like David Bowie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted one eye gets horriblely mashed in an accident involeing a pen and a foxy lady causeing the need for a blue glass eye to be put in one of your sockets, bingo, David Bowie eyes.... I wish I could sing as sexxy as Tom Jones when he sings sex bomb.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. Your voice mesmerizes women...until they see the Jabba-like body and Yoda-like face that time has stamped upon you. I wish for another "Indiana Jones" movie before Harrison Ford dies of natural causes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. In 2040, a 98-year-old Harrison Ford will film the 5th Indiana Jones movie, "Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Ward from Hell". Wheelchair-bound Indy will battle inhumane interns and cannibalistic candy stripers to recover his roommate's (Mark Hamill's) false teeth. I wish that I win the SF'ers Fantasy Football league. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted, and the prize is a big smooch on the lips from Kevin. I wish I could erase that image from my mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. They can do wonders with lobotomies these days. I wish the Republicans would just concede the Presidential election, and Hockey Mom would just go back to her one-moose town in Alaska. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. McCain concedes that he's "GWB II" and Palin is "A distaff Cheney," as they drill everywhere, deploy any uniformed service, and enrage the Muslims by offering the visiting Saudi King some BBQ Pork Ribs. I wish for a gallon of unleaded at less than $4.25 per. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. All the volcanoes on Hawaii simultaneously erupt causing the entire archipelago to be evacuated for the next 100 years and forcing you into exile on the mainland ... where gas is already $3.70 a gallon or less. I wish for a gallon of unleaded at less than $3 per. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 5, 2008 Report Share Posted September 5, 2008 Granted. First One gallon @ 2.99 Each additional gallon 9.98 Payment plans available. ----------------- I wish I was independently wealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Granted. You lucky dog, you broke into a German currency storage facility and are now a Zimbabwe Dollar Trillionaire! If you can drag enough bales to a UK paper recycling company, they'll give you one Pound Sterling for it. I wish Jellyfish were as good to eat as fin fish, now that they're taking over warmer seas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Ahh , but they are - it's all in the preparation . I wish Hawaiian fly by night coffee companies would stop offering Kona blends which can be up to 90% robusta, after all , but charge premium prices since the word Kona appears on the package. Careful , all ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted. But don't those "coffee beans" they made your coffee out of look like rabbit pellets? I wish there was a gourmet market for Zebra mussels, which clog up waterworks on the Grest Lakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted . The Chinese will often try and eat anything , at least once . That should get rid of at least 1.3 billion mussels if you want to start up a business . Maybe they just need the right sauce ... I wish that , through an email mix-up , the entire plot and future scripts of 'Lost ' were forwarded to me instead of the usual spam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted. Even better....Sawyer delivers you all the scripts personally. However, he soon moves in with you, bums all your cigarettes, drinks all your beer, bangs your wife, and for the next six years becomes "The Thing That Wouldn't Leave"! I wish there were even more reality shows on TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 8, 2008 Report Share Posted September 8, 2008 Granted. The new one is about you. Cameras follow you around every where you go... to the store... when you're in the bathroom... when you're in bed hiding your hand under your blanket... I wish I could jump two stories high Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted. The stories are Oliver Twist and Moby Dick, and you can jump over both books blindfolded. I wish I could fly my own Lear jet anywhere in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, fly to your heart's content. I didn't even know you had a Lear Jet. I wish I could bestow enormously expensive gifts (like Lear Jets) upon friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 I wish I could bestow enormously expensive gifts (like Lear Jets) upon friends. Granted. Now, though, your so-called friends forget all about you; enjoying their gifts whilst relishing in their own selfishness. I wish for a new presidential candidate . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, say hi to Barrack Obama. I wish for nothing but blue states in November. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted, say hi to Barrack Obama. Damn you, Ujoe! I never realized how mean you can be! I wish for nothing but blue states in November. Granted! However, there's nothing but green grass, high tides and global warming . . . forever! I wish for a new, wonderful, fast-food restaurant that doesn't remind me of a hardware store or a gasoline station . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 9, 2008 Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted..Welcome to Laurie's Kitchen I wish I could go to Hawaii. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2008 Granted! But you unfortunately have to blow tiny bubbles in the wine whenever Don Ho requests new strings for his ukelele! I wish it was possible to live in Antarctica . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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