_Laurie_ Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 SJ...you should of come to girls night out with us....we had a great time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 I am in need of a girls night out!! I hope to have one soon with my one friend that I don't see as much as I would like to. Both busy and hectic and I have to be able to get a sitter. I need some fun conversation and some margaritas!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 For SJ and her friend!....It's on me SJ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Laurie, get your buns here and go out with us girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 (not relating) a 'Dear John' letter - with reply probably fake, still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 (not relating) a 'Dear John' letter - with reply probably fake, still funny 'She' has lovely handwriting! Ohh ... sorry ... I forgot ... you kids have never written by hand ... oh , dear ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I exempt myself from the "You kids" who "Have never written by hand" group. I prefer writting letters... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 Alright , lassie - one upon billions , I sez ! Arrrghh ! When is 'speak like a pirate day ' again ?! Just checked and IT'S TODAY BABIES ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 (not relating) a 'Dear John' letter - with reply probably fake, still funny Now that was hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 18, 2007 Report Share Posted September 18, 2007 I just read this and thought it was interesting... how many of these do you see in yourself? In your other half? I qualified for a few of them... 11 Secrets Most Women Keep 1. Everything a woman buys for herself -- from shoes to skirts and even shampoo -- really costs 20 percent more than she tells you. 2. She actually thinks about sex -- with you -- a lot. (It's just that by the end of the day she's too tired to do anything about it.) 3. She is just as nervous about commitment as you are. 4. She may be modern and independent, but she still wants you to be "the man." 5. Her ex-boyfriends were not completely terrible in bed. 6. She is scared that she'll turn into her mother. (So the worst insult you can throw at the woman you love is, "You're acting just like your mother.") 7. She wants you to be jealous -- but just a little bit. 8. Yes, she fantasizes about hot celebrity guys, but that doesn't mean she wants you to be one of them. 9. She tells her girlfriends more than she will ever admit to you (but less than you fear). 10. She really does notice and appreciate all the chores you do. 11. She loves you with all her heart, but she still gets wistful about the fact that she'll never feel that falling-in-love sizzle and spark again. ********************************************** 11 Secrets Most Men Keep 1. Yes, he falls in lust 10 times a day -- but it doesn't mean he wants to leave you. 2. He actually does play golf to get away from you. 3. He is unnerved by the notion of commitment, even after he has made one to you. 4. Earning money makes him feel important. 5. Though he often protests, he actually enjoys fixing things around the house. 6. He likes it when you mother him, but he's terrified that you'll become your mother. 7. Every year he loves you more. 8. He really doesn't understand what you're talking about when you discuss "issues" in your relationship. It makes no sense at all to him -- even though he will nod in agreement and apparent understanding. 9. He is terrified when you drive. 10. He'll always wish he was 25 again. 11. Give him an inch and he'll give you a lifetime. Translation: Let him be a dumb guy and play poker with his buddies or go on vacation alone, and he'll love you forever for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Amen, sister! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 The guys list sounds so much nicer... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 She is just as nervous about commitment as you are. Amen some one has acknowledged that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 She may be modern and independent, but she still wants you to be "the man." ...and I don´t blame myself... He is terrified when you drive. And I don´t blame him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Most of them are true for me, but I'm not terrified of becoming my mother. To me, a worse insult would be if hubby said: "You can't do ______ as well as my mother can". That would qualify him for a swift kick where the sun don't shine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 ...there are some things they can´t do as well as our dads, Jenny... but we won´t tell them so, will we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 ...there are some things they can´t do as well as our dads, Jenny... but we won´t tell them so, will we? Oh God, that's just sick, Edna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 You got a sick mind, amigo!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 oh god. Help. That was just....wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 Hallelujah! S'all true. S'all true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 19, 2007 Report Share Posted September 19, 2007 You all need yer brains wash ou'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 I'm really glad that I'm not the only one that has a sense of humor nasty enough to think of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted September 20, 2007 Report Share Posted September 20, 2007 ...makes me think you had a perverted daddy when you were kids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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