miamisammy29 Posted September 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. 4. 3. 2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top Ten Things You Should Probably Not Do During The Summer 10. Get completely stoned and stare directly into the sun for thirty minutes straight. 9. Get completely stoned and make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 8. Make a peanut butter and bacon sandwich and stare directly into the sun while eating it. 7. Stare directly into a bacon and peanut butter sandwich and eat a stone while straight. 6. Fire up the woodstove/fireplace 5. Put on a sweater and sit in a car that isn't running. 4. Attempt to p*ss out a forest fire. 3. Go ice skating on the local lake. 2. Take the "Ice Road Truckers' tour in your Humvee. 1. Go jogging in a tinfoil outfit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Top 10 things that will keep the Chicago Cubs from making it to the World Series. 10. The manager gambles away the hotel reservations on the opposing team. 9. Washington Nationals bailout. 8. Ted Lilly 7. Another stupid fan seated along the left field foul line. 6. Q: What does a mama bear on birth control and the World Series have in common? A: No CUBS! 5. Bill Murray tears up the field at Wrigley trying to catch a gopher. 4. The Philadelphia Phillies. 3. "Hey, any team can have a bad century!" 2. The Mets, back from the dead, after a black cat runs in front of the Cubs dugout during Game 1 of the playoffs. 1. The team was secretly owned by Lehman Bros. : no salaries this year for anyone. Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 30, 2008 Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 30, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Top 10 Campaign 'Wanna -sees': 10. The room is VERY cold for the Palin/Somebody debate. 9. "I agree with everything my opponent says, so for the next hour, we'll hold hands and sing Kumbaya" 8. Group hug! 7. Evidence surfaces that Obama has links to Al Qaeda AND Larry Flynt. 6. Instead of hiding from their "Drug-related past" during campaigns, they smoke a joint while giving a press conference. 5. They become contestants on "Survivor" 4. Both candidates getting pelted with rotten vegetables. 3. Palin debating....anybody. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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