Jenny Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted, you now have a job cleaning up elephant poop at the zoo. I wish it wouldn't cost so much to fill up my gas tank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. You are now the proud owner of a 1978 Honda Mo-ped. I wish I had an extra lung. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. I wouldn't have thought that you wanted to know the "special secret ingredient" in that chili though I wish I knew next week's lottery numbers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 5, 19, 26, 33, 38. Too bad you have none of those numbers on your ticket. I wish I lived on a houseboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. You're Cary Grant with Sophia Loren but oops, Cary's dead. I wish Sammy had gotten to enjoy his houseboat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. He did enjoy it, all the way to the bottom of the lake. I wish I was never late for anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Granted. Your funeral is scheduled tomorrow at high noon. I wish I was completely satisfied with my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted! You are now so contented that your ambition devolves to the point of being a caveman in a Geico commercial! I wish for a genie that would suck me into her bottle . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. You got sucked into the bottle head first, but got stuck before you could get all the way through, and now you're an upside down voyeur peeping in on a 73-year-old Barbara Eden. I wish they made a sitcom about my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted, now let me hear you say "Watchoo tawkin' 'bout, Willis?" I wish I may, I wish I might. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted..to be continued I wish I could travel around the world... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. Your rowboat is waiting. Watch out for leaks! Bon voyage! I wish I could have tickets to every major sporting event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. Compliments of the Intercounty League. Plus reserved seats at Labatt Memorial Park. -------------- I wish there was greater interest in Anagrams. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Levis Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted... it takes over people's minds and everyone hates ilk kits(talks like this) I wish my room was tidy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. It's also padded, locked, no one can go in or out, and your food is shoved under the door to you....and they don't have tea there. I wish people would call me "Doctor". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted, you play one on TV. I wish we had a resident nurse here on Songfacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. Joe, Nurse Ratched is ready to see you. I wish I could drive a race car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted. Just try not hit the haystacks and set the car on fire, like that kid in "There's Something About Mary". I wish I had a harem with at least one woman from every continent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 9, 2008 Report Share Posted July 9, 2008 Granted, but run as fast as you can, the continent is Pangaea! (My aren't those female proto-Dinosaurs having such a feast.) I wish for proof of extra-terrestrial life forms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted. You have been abducted by aliens aboard their flying saucer where they will perform excruicatingly painful and torturous psychosexual experiments on you in order to procreate superpowered alien-human offspring who will infiltrate our governments and execute a master plan to invade and colonize the earth. (Or in other words, you are Agent Scully from the X-Files.) I wish to know what the world will be like in 1000 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted, it'll be dusty and you're the dust. I wish to know what the world will be like next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 (edited) Granted, "Mr. Philip J. Frye," unfortunately, you will have to dodge sentient Cockroaches which regard apes as pests in 1K years from now. I wish there is/was a United Federation of Planets/Starfleet. (either will do.) Edited July 10, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted, it'll be dusty and you're the dust. I wish to know what the world will be like next year. Granted. You are now in a coma and will wake up exactly a year from now. Granted, "Mr. Philip J. Frye," unfortunately, you will have to dodge sentient Cockroaches which regard apes as pests in 1K years from now. I wish there is/was a United Federation of Planets/Starfleet. (either will do.) Granted. However Starfleet could not save you from being assimilated into the Borg. "Resistance is futile." I wish I was President of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 10, 2008 Report Share Posted July 10, 2008 Granted, hell...if GW could do it so can you. I wish CJ was on the "ticket". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 11, 2008 Report Share Posted July 11, 2008 Granted. I got the call this morning. I'm running with Jesse Ventura on the WWF & SF party line. Our motto is a piledriver and a classic rocker in every pot. I wish they had SF in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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