_Laurie_ Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Granted, now Woodstock is larger than Snoopy. I wish I could win free tickets to the Daughtry concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 (edited) Granted, but you have to live in the Artic for a week (the person who survives wins). I wish Elvis had had a spine. Edited September 28, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 He did. He had the Elephant Man's spine. I wish Elvis would come to my house and give me the 78 cents he owes me from that time last year when he served me at Burger King. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Granted, but he will perform as well and break a hip right at your front door. I wish for world peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 28, 2007 Report Share Posted September 28, 2007 Granted, but then aliens invade and enslave us all....you should of asked for universly peace.... I wish aliens would make contact with us.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 Granted. They crash through that new wall they're building on the border of Arizona. I wish O.J. Simpson would get his a$$ kicked in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 4, 2007 Report Share Posted October 4, 2007 True....no, I'm not going to corrupt that in any way.... I wish that I had the power to corrupt peoples wishes in real life.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Granted. The nation's of the world notice your newfound "evil" powers and blast you. I wish Floyd would get over here and show us the Boxing results. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Granted....you lose.... I wish they would ban boxing.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Granted. Now, all the world's professional boxers are lining up outside your door, so they can kick YOUR a$$ one at a time. I wish they would ban golf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 gRANTED. nOW YOU HAVE TO WEAR ALL OF THEIR UGLY CLOTHES. i WISH i HAD SOMETHING TO EAT RIGHT NOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted October 5, 2007 Report Share Posted October 5, 2007 Granted....you lose.... Yeah, but we already knew that. i WISH i HAD SOMETHING TO EAT RIGHT NOW. Granted, here's a stale doughnut I found in the sewer. I wish for a plentiful harvest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Granted. I'm now back on Songfacts. I wish that I had a better amp for my guitar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 yOU NOW HAVE A mARSHALL sTACK, BUT BOTH OF YOUR ARMS WERE BROKEN WHEN IT FELL ON YOU. i WANT TO EAT A GOOD BREAKFAST. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 6, 2007 Report Share Posted October 6, 2007 Granted, you have no coffee! I wish I had some coffee right now.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 OK, YOU HAVE COFFEE. bUT NO DANISH! hAH, WHAT A BURN! i WISH i HAD LONG, FLOWING HAIR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted October 7, 2007 Report Share Posted October 7, 2007 Granted, but you also have a mullet.... I wish mullets were banned.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Granted, rat tails are now the rage I wish I had the office to myself so I could blast my music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Sorry Jen, but all of your co-workers have been laid-off and you must do everything. But go ahead, blast the music. I wish the Phillies were playing tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Granted ... with themselves - the losers ! I wish I were back in Hawaii . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 11, 2007 Report Share Posted October 11, 2007 Granted, Hula Girl!! I wish Kevin was back in Canada. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted October 15, 2007 Report Share Posted October 15, 2007 Granted. You get knocked down by a bus. I wish that I had requited love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Granted, your requisition has been filled. Feel it yet? I wish he'd have some success with his girlie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Granted! But just enough success to leave him wanting more. I wish my million dollars didn't weigh quite so much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted October 17, 2007 Report Share Posted October 17, 2007 Granted. It weighs nothing, so you get sucked into a vortex and get ripped apart by gravity. I wish that I could go to the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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