Super Ry 71 Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Granted, but the Red Sox lose their next ten games to the Royals, Devil Rays, and Orioles. I wish baseball was faked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 24, 2007 Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 (edited) Granted....but wrestling's real (EWWWWW!!) I wish a brand new sport was created today..... Edited August 24, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Granted. The North American naval lint diving league is formed and is expected to expand to encompass the world. I wish baseball commentators were not so obsessed with trivia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted August 25, 2007 Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Granted. Now they are obsessed with baseball pant bulges. I wish my work day was over now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Granted. Your bowels empty in a public street. I wish that that would never happen to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 26, 2007 Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Granted. However, whenever you experience ANY stress, your bladder empties completely. I wish the cost of gasoline would drop dramatically. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted....but the price for water increases 750%.... I wish I woke up tommorow and water tasted like nothing else before.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. It tastes like cough syrup. I wish I had some ice water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. It never melts. I wish that I had Subway in my back garden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted, but the rumbling keeps you awake at night. I wish I were underground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. You are buried alive. I wish that I lived in a bigger house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted, you are now locked up in the Big House. Don't drop the soap, dude. I wish I had a pool table in the basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Sammy, you and your euphemisms. Granted, here's some viagra. I wish I wasn't going to pay for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. No blood, no foul. I wish I could meet a nice Polish girl who likes kielbasi in the can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted, but she and her extended hirsute family of twenty moves in with you. I wish everybody could just get along. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. We are exposed to Barney for the rest of our lives. Thanks a lot. I wish LeBron will get it done this season. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted, but his teammates blow and the Cavs fail to make the playoffs. I wish the Packers would put Favre out to pasture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Ganted, but it seems a bit cruel to make him live with cows if you ask me. Oh well. I wish I could play 'Jacks'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. You replace Kiefer Sutherland in 24 and the show goes right down the tubes. You did say "Jack" right? I wish I could star in my own sitcom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 Granted. Now that's pretty corrupt by itself, don't you think? I wish I could run faster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 (edited) Granted, your in your own sitcom....who the hell would want that?!?! I wish all sitcoms were destroyed (except for Seinfeld....) I was to late.... Edited August 27, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 27, 2007 Report Share Posted August 27, 2007 And so was I. Thanks for ruining my wish. Granted, but Seinfeld was destroyed by the decay of modern TV. I wish modern TV could shove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Granted. It falls on you and crushes you. I wish that I was in Pink Floyd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Granted, you're Syd Barrett. Rest in Peace I wish I were home all alone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Granted. You're locked in all alone. You can never get out, and no one could ever get in. Have fun. Hope you got a lot of popcorn. I wish Andy Pettitte's big nose would fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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