Uncle Joe Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Granted but Ramirez bobbles it and Pettite goes into second. I wish the Yanks and Sox would fight to the death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 29, 2007 Report Share Posted August 29, 2007 Granted. But that means either Baltimore, Toronto, or Tampa Bay will make the playoffs. Not really primetime material, now, is it? Oh, and Andy Pettitte's big nose falls off during the fight, and it falls right in your bowl of pasta fagiole. I wish double cheeseburgers made me lose weight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Granted. They give you a week-long case of the runs. I wish that beef would come down substantially in price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately, it's green, maggot-infested and contaminated with mad cow disease. I wish milk would come down in price. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Granted. However, you discover you are lactose intolerant. Rice Dream or Soy Milk anyone? Gakkk!!! I wish all varieties of blue cheese were free and that I could have a constant supply of this magnificent cheesy comestible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Granted, but all along the cheese companies have lied to you and the blue stuff in it is actually (!!) ........well I can't say.... I wish I knew EVERYTHING.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 30, 2007 Report Share Posted August 30, 2007 Granted. Everything is a hermit immigrant from Russia that lives in a shack on the outskirts of Buenos Aires. He has an adopted son and a voodoo doll of you that he sleeps with every night. I wish I knew what lukewarm tastes like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Granted....I just called up Mr. Warm and I arranged a date for you to taste him. Luke sure is excited.... I wish I had a phone that could call everyone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 31, 2007 Report Share Posted August 31, 2007 Granted, enjoy the outrageous phone bill I wish there was something fun to do tonight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 3, 2007 Report Share Posted September 3, 2007 Granted. There's a Badfinger concert...in South Africa. I wish Garfield didn't stink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 4, 2007 Report Share Posted September 4, 2007 Granted. Now you do. I wish that I was fitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Granted, now you weight 900 lbs...you did say fatter didn't ya? I wish I could go on a shopping spree.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Granted....at a box store.... I Wish I was a child so I could play in one of those refrigerator boxes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 5, 2007 Report Share Posted September 5, 2007 Granted. You get run over by a bus. I wish that my wish would be corrupted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted....the goverment grants it, and corrupts it like everything else.... I wish the government listened better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted, ther's a device on your phone, your PC, your TV, etc., etc. I wish bad things for Michael Vick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted. He regularly drops the soap in the prison shower. I wish football season kicked off tonight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted...It gets kicked off, games are blocked from viewing on TV...meanwhile, the Phil Collins Documentary will be seen... I hope I didn't tick off Sammy too much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 GODDAMMIT!! NOT PHIL COLLINS!!! AARRRRRGGGHHH, WHERE'S MY PISTOL??!! I AM VERY TICKED OFF!! VEEEERY TICKED OFF!! I wish I didn't feel the urge to shoot myself every time I hear Phil Collins' name mentioned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted. A penis grows from behind your left kneecap. I wish that I was in love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 6, 2007 Report Share Posted September 6, 2007 Granted. You are now obsessed with Roseanne Barr. I wish we could get on to the next round of The Songfacts Boxing Tournament while I still have some fight left. I don't think I can take too many more cheese graters to the face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Granted, but you have cheese graters hurting your butt.... I wish I could've just thought of something funnier then.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 yOU DID, IT WAS JUST A DAY LATE. i WANT TO EAT SOMETHING GOOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Granted. You just ate Jimmy Carter. Did you say eat someone or something good? Oh well! I wish I had 20/20 vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Granted. Your nose falls off. I wish that school was over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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