_Laurie_ Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted,,,The chickadees are cheeping louder now... I wish I didn't have a mandatory meeting in the morning... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted. The meeting has been bumped up to tonight. I wish my roomie would stay on vacation for an extra week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted, but your roomie's relatives come to stay with you untill they get back I wish I could get David Wright's autograph. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted. My dentist, David Wright, sends you his autograph. I wish I had $50,000 to pay off some debts and buy more CD's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted. $49,997.00 goes directly to bills. The three dollars you have left is just enough to buy a used, slightly scratched "Celine Dion's Greatest Hits". I wish I was a doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 6, 2007 Report Share Posted August 6, 2007 Granted, but you steadfastly stick to the philosophy of "Physician heal thyself". I wish I could handle Sammy's malpractice cases. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Granted, but to do it, you have to handle some other things of his. I wish there were more A&W restaurants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Granted. Your legs fall off. I wish that I was happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Granted. You realize there is more to life than posting on a silly music board and become a professional bungee-jumper. Sadly, the cord breaks on your first attempt, and you are never seen again. I wish I knew what you meant when you said my legs fell off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Granted. They grow back, and then fall off again. I wish that my hair was longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Granted, but you are plagued by it getting caught in doors everyday. I wish I had a pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted, but it's from Canada and it's made with goat cheese and topped with pickled herring. I wish I had some pickled herring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted. However, touching it contracts warts. Good luck. I wish there was a flood in Montana. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted. Your legs fall off. I wish my damn legs would stop falling off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted. Your arms fall off. I wish someone would tell me why people use a lame excuse of "Your legs fall off" instead of putting some thought into a response that is truly funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted, but they ramble on in a boring and pedantic fashion for so long that you lapse into a coma that lasts for 15 years, during which time you develop a horrible case of bed sores and a nice family of earwigs sets up camp in your middle ear which causes an abscess to develop and release huge amounts of a noxious and foul smelling...........ZZZ. I wish I was the life of the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted. You get drunk and fall off the roof. I wish that it was tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Granted. Welcome to Australia mate. I wish my "R" key didn't jam. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted...The R key works, but all the keys are now jammed. I wish I had better luck at the Casino. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted, but the luck isn't at winning money, it's at getting propositioned by drunken conventioneers. I wish I didn't need to sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted...You will now be on Songfacts 24/7 with Kevin, and only Kevin. I wish I could go to the free concerts with RonJon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted, but it always rains when you go. I wish my gum's flavor would last longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted, but now it's hard to chew because your legs fell off. I want to be an airline pilot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted but your Co-pilot instructor was too drunk to teach you how to get the plane off the ground.... I want to travel around the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 14, 2007 Report Share Posted August 14, 2007 Granted. You're fired and kicked outta the house. The only person who'll take you in is Edna... enjoy the walk I wish I didn't have a doctors appointment today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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