Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately it's been moved to Antarctica. I wish I had a body like Uncle Joe so I could go around in only socks and all the chix still digged me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. Joe gets jealous and kills you with those socks. Egads Edna, that'll put you off your chowda! I wish I had some clam chowder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. You are forced to move to Massachusettes (sp?), however where everyone is a Red Sox fan and that in itself is corruption enough in itself to make you never want to wish again! (this is a cheap shot at Sammy!) I wish my SF friends would help me by typing slower so I can read their posts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. You start reading faster to compensate. Then you get mad at us and make us cry I wish I could have the perfect kiss. NOT the Hershey kind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted... I'll be there in a few hours! No corrupting that one, I've been told I kiss very well I wish I could be a playa instead of the "nice guy". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, but first you must remove that tattoo! I wish Rayzor would wake up from his nap, so I can have someone to run amok around the boards with... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. He rises from a deep sleep in about 48 hours. I wish I had a coffee maker in the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted, but you have no coffee in it... I wish there was another season of The Sopranos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. and you get to be the victim on the season opener. I wish they could find Laurie's body in the East Bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted..Now I will come back to haunt you... I wish MindCrime wouldn't think of such terrible things about me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. He starts thinking terrible things about your family. I wish it would snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted...it's snowing, but not where you are I wish I lived in a mansion with servants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 21, 2007 Report Share Posted July 21, 2007 Granted. They are literally severed ants. I wish bombs were fake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 granted. Land mines are the killing device of choice, and planted every three feet over the entire earth's surface I wish I weren't so tired Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 granted, your drunker than you've ever been I wish beer didn't make me pee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 ok it makes you puke I wish I had a nice fella sitting right beside me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 granted. It's me! (now you gotta feed me, buy me smokes and beer, and pay my half of the rent!) I wish I weren't such a bum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 granted you know own a company that's going bankrupt I wish I could believe Ray's posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 granted you now own a company that's going bankrupt I wish I weren't so obssessed with Pop~Tarts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 granted. you are now obsessed with Kevin I wish my laundry would wash itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Your laundry gets so clean it decides it is too nice for you and leaves I wish some one would wash my dishes for me. ps~I'm already obssessed with Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Granted...Ima Smackugirl is on parole and has become your live-in maid. I wish I could do CGirl's dishes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Granted...now you will be stalked by her. I wish I could teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 25, 2007 Report Share Posted July 25, 2007 Granted. The amount of decibals produced causes an alien world to zap the planet into tiny bits. I wish Al Gore wasn't boring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 He is so passionate about the environment that you decide to chain yourself to a tree for a year I wish I had some fried chicken right about naw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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