miamisammy29 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted. But whoever fried it forgot to take the feathers off first. I want fried chicken AND potato salad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted...the chicken and salad I left out in the car is now fried by the sun...you will now have a lovely fried chicken served with a side of hot potatoe salad...enjoy I wish Sweet Jane was the DJ for my local radio station. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted. But as soon as Sweet Jane arrives, the station changes its format to rap/hip hop. I wish summer in Calgary lasted 8 months instead of 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted, but now there's only four months of hockey season instead of nine. I wish I could walk on the moon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted but you have to take Kevin with you, and your space shuttle took off without you.... I wish Marc was an officer in my town... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 OK,,,,I will be at your house for every meal, though! I wish I was a cop in Lauries town... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 26, 2007 Report Share Posted July 26, 2007 Granted. Your gun is replaced with salami. I wish I wasn't so tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 You are so wide awake you never sleep again I wish I had more art for my apartment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted...the daycare center will be over to fingerpaint your walls...for free! Hi Shannon! I wish all the Songfactors could get together for a party.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted! We'll all arrive at your house on Monday. What's for dinner? I wish all the Songfactors would become independently wealthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Hi Laurie! Ok we have a major blow out, but, nobody brings any Badfinger music and you cry and cry and cry I wish I had a piece of pecan pie with vanilla icecream Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted, but it's hand delivered by Kirstie Alley who has a sudden relapse and eats you out of house and home. I wish I were 15 years younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 You are now 15 years younger, but all the wealth, knowlege, happiness, etc, you gained over the years is gone. I wish I could get off my computer and watch Coal Miner's Daughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted. She's very dirty. I wish that I had more wisdom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted, you're the smartest person in the world, so now nobody likes to hang out with you I wish I had a secret admirer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted.. but you find out his name is Karhul I wish I had the next two weeks off from work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted. Your power is out for the next two weeks. I wish Jack and Jill went up the hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 27, 2007 Report Share Posted July 27, 2007 Granted.. but you find out his name is Karhul LAURIE! WHY DO YOU WANT TO TRAUMATIZE SWEET JENNY! SHAME ON YOU! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 Granted, but once there, they are struck by lightning which has the curious effect of completely destroying their libidos. I wish Hollywood would create a movie that relies on a great plot, character development and good acting instead of computer generated effects, gore and goreous actresses and hunky actors who can't act to save their lives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 28, 2007 Report Share Posted July 28, 2007 OK, but it will only be released in Asia. I wish there was something more entertaining on TV right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 granted. But now you watch 24 hours of "Good Times" I wish record companies would sign talented people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 They do, as opening acts for all the no talents I wish I were eating a cherry pop tart right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Granted. You choke on it and die. I wish I wasn't dead but still in heaven. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 You are. Heaven, G A - Population - you and a hungry cannibal with an axe I wish the boards were more exciting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 29, 2007 Report Share Posted July 29, 2007 Granted. Drunk Ray shows up. I wish I was as entertaining as I think I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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