Blue Fish Posted July 25, 2008 Report Share Posted July 25, 2008 Granted but the floor boards are rotten. I wish I had a massive speed boat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Granted. But you live 1000 miles from the nearest body of water. I wish I could think up something interesting to post here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 26, 2008 Report Share Posted July 26, 2008 Unfortunately you do , and they are the 'new' psychic codes launching full-scale nuclear war. I wish I had gout . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Sorry Kevin were fresh out of gout, but we have plenty of hemmorrhoids available. I wish I had a big wad of cash to burn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Granted ! And all that cash is piled in a barn burning as we speak . I wish I had hemmorrhoids. ( And a special thanks to Phil for teaching me how to spell this word by simply using it ! When was the last time you spelled hemmorrohids ?! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 (edited) Your welcome, Kevin. I can also spell Acanthoccheilonemiasi, which is a rare tropical disease caused by a parasite. Edited July 27, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 You rotten bas*tard ! :beady: Pteewie ! You're dead to me ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 I wish I was not dead to Kevin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Eh ?!?! You're family; come back you big, un-dead, lug ... ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Whew!! Thanx. I will sleep good tonight. I wish my Fantasy Baseball team will get 2 saves tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Pteewie ! You're dead to me ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 27, 2008 Report Share Posted July 27, 2008 Where was this thread going? Oh yes, something like: Granted. But he's your coffinmate, and the "various crawly things" have finished with him and are headed your way... I wish I had English lyrics to the PNG love song "Siasi." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I wish my Fantasy Baseball team will get 2 saves tomorrow. Granted. And they're both by the team that's playing a doubleheader against the Padres. I wish I had English lyrics to the PNG love song "Siasi." Granted. But when you finally understand the lyrics, you found out it's not a love song at all. It's a song about murder, death, bestiality, and perversion with pineapples. I wish cheese was more abundant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Granted. You now live in Green Bay and are whining about how terribly they are treating Favre. I wish I had more cowbells. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 Sorry, man, but Brett Fav...ra screwed THEM....four years in a row. I have no problem with the way they treated him. The past three years, he wouldn't tell them if was going to retire or if he was going to start the season with them. This made them alter their draft picks and, I believe on one occasion, pick up a free agent quarterback, just in case. This time he DID retire, and now he wants back in. He should suck it up and start the year as the backup. But don't worry, Packers fans; he'll be the starter by Game 4. Trust me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 28, 2008 Report Share Posted July 28, 2008 I agree with you on that one Sammy. I think he might be a Jet before this is all over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 ^^ Amen ! I just hope Manny and/or The Sox don't get into any worse crap , too . That'd be a shame . Phil : I wish I had more cowbells . Granted , Phil . And now the cops show up sent by angry neighbors whenever the wind gets up and all those bells start clanging . I wish the Packers would offer me the starting QB job ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Granted. Now Brett Favre is stalking you. I wish I had more time in a day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Congratulations, Henry Bemis, you have all the time in thwe world NOT to read all those books since you dropped your glasses. I wish for a reverse "Merry Minuet" for places that need it. Edited July 29, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Granted. When you play the tape backwards, it sends out satanic chantings, which entice you to kill every goat with your bare hands. I wish I could play little league again, I bet I'd be better this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 (edited) Granted. You now have the mind of a pre-teen in the body of someone much older. I wish for The Golden Touch in life. Edited July 29, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted July 29, 2008 Report Share Posted July 29, 2008 Granted. When you play the tape backwards, it sends out satanic chantings, which entice you to kill every goat with your bare hands. Los chupacabra ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 Kevin's wish is granted. Unfortunately, the feisty Chupacabra finds him very good eating! Since "The Golden Touch" is a contact-spread bacillis, I wish for a pony. (Last.fm was all out.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 1, 2008 Report Share Posted August 1, 2008 You may have your pony, but it is harboring a contact-spread bacillis. I hope I never get a contact-spread bacillis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. The pet chicken you got as a door prize has Avian Flu. And now, so do you. (Is a Hope the same as a Wish?) I wish to see something beautiful before I die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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