Kevin Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted . You finally meet me somewhere , are overcome , and keel over from a heart attack . I wish I was back in Hawaii . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. Captain Cook, on your first landing on Hawai'i you were treated like a God. Unfortunately on this second landing, you were treated like offerings to a God. I wish I could visit Japan and be able to read and speak the language, this time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted . But the 'secret shogun' deems you far too dangerous and you can either take a swift death or chant Sutras in an isolated monastery housing only lepers . I hope Donald Trump's effort in Waikiki is a big bust . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. Miss ZZ Topps is your date to the demolition of the failed Waikiki Trump Towers. Unfortunately, you forgot to tell your wife about this, as she's about to shave you with a Katana...side to side and up and down! I wish I could take a suborbital flight on Richard Branson's new near-space liner some day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted . First person lost in space , however ... I wish Hawaii would improve the taste of their beers . That Hilo brewery is putting out some expensive swill . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. That Hilo brewery has moved the water uptake valves above the municipal sewage outfall. However, Madame Pele has taken offense, surrounding your hotel with a photogenic ring of fire. The spectacular fireworks even makes National Geographic and the CBS evening news. I wish for clean air in Beijing for the Olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted. It's to be sold in 8 oz. cans at souvenir stands in the Olympic Stadium, at the equivalent of $100US per can. I wish that this Olympic Games will be free from substance-related scandals and overzealous nationalism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 2, 2008 Report Share Posted August 2, 2008 Granted . The US team is pulling out . I wish someone would spank the Sudanese ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 3, 2008 Report Share Posted August 3, 2008 Granted. You are the U.N.-designated Spanker-In-Chief, along with a peace keeping detachment. Uh-oh, the U.N. peacekeepers just made a dash for the border, and the Janjaweed militia are aiming their AK-47s at YOU. I wish Klaatu would return and lend the U.N. some robots to "keep order." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Granted, but his Nickto needs oiling. I wish Klaatu had a heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Granted. But you have to rip it out of the chest of that damned Tin Man! I wish they would make a Rated X version of the "Wizard of Oz". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Granted. Guess what the Scarecrow's looking for now. I wish I had Sammy's imagination. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 4, 2008 Report Share Posted August 4, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, it comes with megalomanic visions of world conquest, etc. Then Stewie gets his bottle and all is well. I wish for a "Star Trek" transporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, since "Scotty" passed away, noone else knew how to work the bloody thing ... and you were transported into solid rock 100 km thick. I wish I could communicate with beings from other planets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, since "Scotty" passed away, noone else knew how to work the bloody thing ... and you were transported into solid rock 100 km thick. ... and even Scotty had trouble with it occasionally , didn't he ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 I wish I could communicate with beings from other planets. Granted. Welcome to Songfacts. I wish that aliens would abduct my neighbor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted. Welcome to Songfacts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted. They've genetically altered that person with Krell powers. When you think about your neighbor, you find yourself on the moon...without a space suit! I wish for a real Way Back machine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted. Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition. I wish I kept all my baseball cards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted , but they are all bent and worthless as you were one of those kids who liked to clip them to your bike's spokes to make that 'cool' sound . I wish the next ice age would begin soon . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted, across cinemas in october I wish for a free Tibet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted , but now that it's yours , you have to deal with Beijing . I hope most people ' ho and hum' over this coming Olympics and they are dropped , as a whole, soon after . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted, and the Olympic torch is dimmed just two weeks after your daughter qualifies for the Canadian women's weightlifting team. Now, she hates you and will never speak to you again. AND she can kick the sh*t out of you! I wish I had a pet walrus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 Granted, where's the Mrs.? I wish I hadn't been so suggestive just then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 5, 2008 Report Share Posted August 5, 2008 (edited) Granted. Your suggestive behavior wouldn't draw any interest on a New York City street, but this is Mecca! I wish I'd kept 1950's silver coins Edited August 5, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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