cyberjudge Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Granted. You kept them in your basement where they melted when your house caught fire. But you now have a lovely silver spoon to match the one in your mouth when you were born. I wish I had bought Microsoft stock when it was first issued. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Granted. That was "Micro Soft Toilet Tissue," however, but they/ve been cleaning up for many years. I wish I hadn't been a tongue-tied fool on the dating scene Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Granted. Now you're far too talkative, which, of course, results in pretty much the same outcome. I wish Carmen Electra would answer at least one of my letters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 6, 2008 Report Share Posted August 6, 2008 Granted, but it starts out, "Cease and desist". Yep, another restraining order. I wish Carmen would grace Sammy with a little...you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Granted. But what he gets is Maria Callas as "Carmen," instead. I wish I wasn't always a single man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 7, 2008 Report Share Posted August 7, 2008 Granted. The court just slapped a lien on your possessions to cover overdue alimony payments to your 3 ex-wives. I wish I was wealthy enough so I didn't have to work again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 8, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I wish I didn't have to work again. Granted!!! But now, sadly, nothing you have works; including your health! You die before your first trip to the place you always dreamed of! I wished people would stop driving slow in the fast lane . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Granted. They're driving in your lane, tailgating you. I wish for a "Shanghai Surprise" for President George W. Bush, where he wakes up in Pyongyang. :sleepy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Granted, and you're there, too...along with Madonna and Sean Penn. Surprise! I wish I could go to China to see the Olympics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Granted , but as a suspected Richard Gere sympathizer , you are watching it between 2' by 2' bars . I wish Sammy had more love for the Yankees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 Granted. He now loves the Triple-A Minor League affiliate team The Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees. I wish I could participate in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 He now loves the Triple-A Minor League affiliate team The Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees. Nope, I hate them, too. They play only three miles from my house, but I won't give money to Steinbrenner. I wish I could participate in the 2008 Olympics in Beijing. Granted. You are now a member of the Russian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team. I wish I could watch Mindcrime perform with the Russian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 8, 2008 Report Share Posted August 8, 2008 I wish I could watch Mindcrime perform with the Russian Women's Synchronized Swimming Team. What's the catch ? I'll pass on giving an answer to this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Granted. But not all of the "Women" can pass a genetic test. (Some aren't XX at all!) Can you say "Pederast" in Russian? I wish Al Qaeda would field an Olympic team, or is that asking for trouble? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted. They won gold in the shooting competition ... they shot all their competitors! I wish women gymnasts and swimmers in the Olympics competed topless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted August 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 I wish women gymnasts and swimmers in the Olympics competed topless. Granted! Now all women, including gymnasts and swimmers, have bodacious ta-tas that sag well below their navel from non-support! Go girlz! Yuck! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish oil companies and our government would allow the 300 mile per gallon carburator that was invented 50 years ago!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted ; but it's only put into cars costing $300,000 or more . I wish The Olympics would wind up today or tomorrow so the programming can return to normal . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted. You now have a fun-filled evening of Gray's Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Judging Amy, and reruns of Murder She Wrote. Enjoy. Bring lots of beer. I wish I had a big plate of walleyes right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted, but you've got to share them with Uncle Joe. Lightly battered and fried? Or, baked with lemon and butter? I wish Sammy hadn't made me hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted , Sammy only prefers their digestive organs - the rest is yours- mind these fish have 3 eyes , oddly ... ! I wish SF SPOKE to the world , as a whole . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately you're wanted for 3 felonies and the International FBI is now hot on your trail. I wish I had X-ray vision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 (edited) Granted. But all you can see is the center of the earth, which is so bright it burns out your eyes. Hello sunglasses and a white cane. I wish warring nations could have disputes settled by long-john-clad national leaders duking it out with spiked boards and blackjacks. (as suggested in "All Quiet on the Western Front.") Edited August 12, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted. Congratulations on your election as the 44th President of The United States. Your spiked board and blackjack are in the Oval Office. You have an appointment with the leader of the Taliban at 3 o'clock sharp, sir. I wish my brain was larger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted, but your hair doesn't fit your head and your other body parts look teeny in contrast. I wish I could bring back the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 Granted. Although, right before you can bring them back, you die of excitement. I wish I had a unicorn that had wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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