Super Ry 71 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day." 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day." 3. How are you doing? ([smallest]Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.[/smallest]) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day." 3. How are you doing? (Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.) 2. Please accept this flower as a token of love from the Unification Church. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them: 10. Is it hot enough for you? 9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty. 8. Yo, 'sup? 7. You look tired. 6. You wanna see a trick with my hands? 5. Got a match? (when your hands are full) 4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day." 3. How are you doing? (Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.) 2. Please accept this flower as a token of love from the Unification Church. 1. You Pregnant?? (when you really aren't) } Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ha ha, good one, Jackie. Your turn to start a new topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Sorry guys I'm not very creative but I'll give it a go..... Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. Lorne Michaels 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. Lorne Michaels 3. Michael (the one who´s supposed to row the boat ashore) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten Famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. Lorne Michaels 3. Michael (the one who´s supposed to row the boat ashore) 2. Michael McDonald 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 Ten Famous Michaels 10. Michael Jordan 9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger 8. Al Michaels 7. Michael Caine 6. Michael Nesmith 5. Michael Stipe 4. Lorne Michaels 3. Michael (the one who´s supposed to row the boat ashore) 2. Michael McDonald 1. Michael (to whom Dionne Warwick was trying to get a message via Kentucky bluebird) ________________________ The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. 8. 7. 6. 5, 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. 7. 6. 5, 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. 6. 5, 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. 5, 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5, 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. The half inch section of Britney Spears' body that hasn't been shaved, injected or exploited. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. Your mother! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 13, 2007 Report Share Posted July 13, 2007 The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals 10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn 9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home 8. Al Capone's Secret Vault 7. Clay Aiken 6. That thing on Gorbachev's head 5. Mickey Rooney 4. Your mother! 3. Alan Thicke's self replenishing can of hair pomade 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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