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Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them:

10. Is it hot enough for you?

9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty.

8. Yo, 'sup?

7. You look tired.

6. You wanna see a trick with my hands?

5. Got a match? (when your hands are full)

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Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them:

10. Is it hot enough for you?

9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty.

8. Yo, 'sup?

7. You look tired.

6. You wanna see a trick with my hands?

5. Got a match? (when your hands are full)

4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day."

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Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them:

10. Is it hot enough for you?

9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty.

8. Yo, 'sup?

7. You look tired.

6. You wanna see a trick with my hands?

5. Got a match? (when your hands are full)

4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day."

3. How are you doing? ([smallest]Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.[/smallest])

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Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them:

10. Is it hot enough for you?

9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty.

8. Yo, 'sup?

7. You look tired.

6. You wanna see a trick with my hands?

5. Got a match? (when your hands are full)

4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day."

3. How are you doing? (Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.)

2. Please accept this flower as a token of love from the Unification Church.

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Ten things that people say in small talk that makes you want to pimp slap them:

10. Is it hot enough for you?

9. It's not the heat, it's the humidty.

8. Yo, 'sup?

7. You look tired.

6. You wanna see a trick with my hands?

5. Got a match? (when your hands are full)

4. (check out clerk who never makes eye contact or smiles) "Have a nice day."

3. How are you doing? (Those bastards say I've got a really short fuse. They want me to do some Anger Management bullcrap.)

2. Please accept this flower as a token of love from the Unification Church.

1. You Pregnant?? (when you really aren't) }:(

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Ten Famous Michaels

10. Michael Jordan

9. Sir Michael Phillip Jagger

8. Al Michaels

7. Michael Caine

6. Michael Nesmith

5. Michael Stipe

4. Lorne Michaels

3. Michael (the one who´s supposed to row the boat ashore)

2. Michael McDonald

1. Michael (to whom Dionne Warwick was trying to get a message via Kentucky bluebird)

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The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals

10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn

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The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals

10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn

9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home

8. Al Capone's Secret Vault

7. Clay Aiken

6. That thing on Gorbachev's head

5. Mickey Rooney

4. The half inch section of Britney Spears' body that hasn't been shaved, injected or exploited.

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The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals

10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn

9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home

8. Al Capone's Secret Vault

7. Clay Aiken

6. That thing on Gorbachev's head

5. Mickey Rooney

4. Your mother!

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The Top Ten OTHER Wonders Of The World That Didn't Quite Make The Finals

10. The men's room at Mugshaw's Chili Barn

9. Ruben Studdard's Boyhood Home

8. Al Capone's Secret Vault

7. Clay Aiken

6. That thing on Gorbachev's head

5. Mickey Rooney

4. Your mother!

3. Alan Thicke's self replenishing can of hair pomade

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