MindCrime Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] The homeless are bringing food to YOUR home. 4] 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] The homeless are bringing food to YOUR home. 4] I've got the frizzies 3] 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] The homeless are bringing food to YOUR home. 4] I've got the frizzies 3] The snowplows are out....and it's still July. 2] 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] The homeless are bringing food to YOUR home. 4] I've got the frizzies 3] The snowplows are out....and it's still July. 2] You live in Texas 1] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Signs The Weather Is Going To Be Bad Today 10] Forecast calls for acid rain and a hail of bullets. 9] Ducks are carrying umbrellas. 8] It's raining men. 7] My cat's hair is standing up. 6] The thermometer outside exploded. 5] The homeless are bringing food to YOUR home. 4] I've got the frizzies 3] The snowplows are out....and it's still July. 2] You live in Texas 1] The weather vane flew away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. Steal This Album- System of a Down 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. Steal This Album- System of a Down 4. Title of Record--Filter 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names - 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. Steal This Album- System of a Down 4. Title of Record--Filter 3. "The PMRC Can Suck On This" - NOFX 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 18, 2007 Report Share Posted July 18, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. Steal This Album- System of a Down 4. Title of Record--Filter 3. "The PMRC Can Suck On This" - NOFX 2. Live Transmissions From Uranus -- Man Or Astroman? 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Great Album Names 10. Louder Than God - Blue Cheer 9. Tie: Aja/Pretzel Logic-Steely Dan 8. Fresh Fruit For Rotting Vegetables- The Dead Kennedys 7.Brain Salad Surgery-Emerson Lake and Palmer 6. Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Flavored Water - Limp Bizkit 5. Steal This Album- System of a Down 4. Title of Record--Filter 3. "The PMRC Can Suck On This" - NOFX 2. Live Transmissions From Uranus -- Man Or Astroman? 1. Liqour in the Front; Poker in the Rear -- Reverend Horton Heat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken...Hey, The Bundy's did it. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. Ask clerk if they carry uranium and back packs. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. Ask clerk if they carry uranium and back packs. 4. Keep asking for Sears brand even though you aren't in Sears. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackieBlue Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. Ask clerk if they carry uranium and back packs. 4. Keep asking for Sears brand even though you aren't in Sears. 3. Walk around the store and sing to the very top of your lungs: I WOKE UP IN LOVE THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP IN LOOOOOOOVE THIS MORNING! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. Ask clerk if they carry uranium and back packs. 4. Keep asking for Sears brand even though you aren't in Sears. 3. Walk around the store and sing to the very top of your lungs: I WOKE UP IN LOVE THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP IN LOOOOOOOVE THIS MORNING! 2. Grab some ice cold beer in the liquor department and drink it relaxing in the patio furniture department. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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