miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get kicked from a store. 10. Make a trail of Mountain Dew on the ground, leading to the restrooms. 9.Sculpt various boxes to resemble Jim Morrison a la his famous Florida incident 8. Set up your lounge chairs and enjoy the air conditioning coz yours is broken. 7. Hound customers and cashiers for spare change. 6. Walk up to the manager and tell him you feel the spirit of Jimmy Hoffa right around isle 9, then proceed to start digging for him. 5. Ask clerk if they carry uranium and back packs. 4. Keep asking for Sears brand even though you aren't in Sears. 3. Walk around the store and sing to the very top of your lungs: I WOKE UP IN LOVE THIS MORNING, I WOKE UP IN LOOOOOOOVE THIS MORNING! 2. Grab some ice cold beer in the liquor department and drink it relaxing in the patio furniture department. 1. Walk in and yell, "Yo, where d'ya keep the c*ckrings?!" ================================================== Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. Greet someone named Jack with "Hi." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. Greet someone named Jack with "Hi." 4. Break out your guitar and lead the passengers with a rousing chorus of Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner" 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. Greet someone named Jack with "Hi." 4. Break out your guitar and lead the passengers with a rousing chorus of Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner" 3. Ingest the "meal" they serve you. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. Greet someone named Jack with "Hi." 4. Break out your guitar and lead the passengers with a rousing chorus of Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner" 3. Ingest the "meal" they serve you. 2.Visually demonstrate how to join the Mile High Club 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Things You Shouldn't Do While On A Commercial Airliner 10. Start a food fight. 9. Talk to the flight attendant about how much you love explosions 8. Chant 7. Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. 6. Yell to your wife, "Honey, my rash is acting up again. Did you bring the balm?" 5. Greet someone named Jack with "Hi." 4. Break out your guitar and lead the passengers with a rousing chorus of Steve Miller's "Jet Airliner" 3. Ingest the "meal" they serve you. 2. Visually demonstrate how to join the Mile High Club. 1. Polish up your Colt Python .357 Magnum revolver. Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted July 19, 2007 Report Share Posted July 19, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 In response to MarcM Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. The democratic 'jackass' mascot is switching sides in fear of Hilary. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. The democratic 'jackass' mascot is switching sides in fear of Hilary. 4. Canadians know the names of the candidates. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. The democratic 'jackass' mascot is switching sides in fear of Hilary. 4. Canadians know the names of the candidates. 3. Al Franken has come out of his cave and is visible once again. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. The democratic 'jackass' mascot is switching sides in fear of Hilary. 4. Canadians know the names of the candidates. 3. Al Franken has come out of his cave and is visible once again. 2. Guiliani is prancing around a farm in Iowa, in his brown shoes. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Signs The 2008 US Elections Are In Full Swing 10. Ted Keneddy is indoors. 9. Chances of getting hit with slung mud up 23% 8. Politicians are ever so briefly accessible to their constituents 7. And prostituents. 6. There's so much spin in The No-Spin Zone, O'Reilly's practically weeping tears of joy. 5. The democratic 'jackass' mascot is switching sides in fear of Hilary. 4. Canadians know the names of the candidates. 3. Al Franken has come out of his cave and is visible once again. 2. Guiliani is prancing around a farm in Iowa, in his brown shoes. 1. The price of weed has skyrocketed once again! ================================================== Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. Maple Leaf replaced by bottle of beer. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. Maple Leaf replaced by bottle of beer. 8. A flaming curling stone 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. Maple Leaf replaced by bottle of beer. 8. A flaming curling stone 7. Neil Young strangling Celine Dion. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 7. Neil Young strangling Celine Dion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. Maple Leaf replaced by bottle of beer. 8. A flaming curling stone 7. Neil Young strangling Celine Dion. 6. The Rush star-man 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted July 20, 2007 Report Share Posted July 20, 2007 Top Ten Emblems For The NEW Canadian Flag 10. Two grizzly bears doing the nasty. 9. Maple Leaf replaced by bottle of beer. 8. A flaming curling stone 7. Neil Young strangling Celine Dion. 6. The Rush star-man 5. open scroll with the words "You Have Nothing We Need" bordered by snow shovel and hockey stick 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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