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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

5.CNN pays more attention to Paris Hilton than to actual news

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

5.CNN pays more attention to Paris Hilton than to actual news

4. Bush and Putin are two slang words that mean the same thing.

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

5.CNN pays more attention to Paris Hilton than to actual news

4. Bush and Putin are two slang words that mean the same thing.

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Well you know in the old days, when the young man was a strong man

All the people, they stepped back when the young man walked by

But you know nowadays,

Its the old man, he's got all the money

And the young man .. ain't got nothing in the world these days ~ Mose Allison [smallest] as interpreted by [/smallest] The Who

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

5.CNN pays more attention to Paris Hilton than to actual news

4. Bush and Putin are two slang words that mean the same thing.

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Quote:Well you know in the old days, when the young man was a strong man

All the people, they stepped back when the young man walked by

But you know nowadays,

Its the old man, he's got all the money

And the young man .. ain't got nothing in the world these days ~ Mose Allison as interpreted by The Who

2. It's been this way ever since that goddam moon landing.

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Top Ten Reasons the World Is Constantly In Turmoil

10. It must be that damn heat in the Middle East

9. Nobody minds their own damn business.

8. Transplanted Canadians.

7. Religious Wars have been fought for thousands of years.

6. Long-haired rock and rollers.

5.CNN pays more attention to Paris Hilton than to actual news

4. Bush and Putin are two slang words that mean the same thing.

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Quote:Well you know in the old days, when the young man was a strong man

All the people, they stepped back when the young man walked by

But you know nowadays,

Its the old man, he's got all the money

And the young man .. ain't got nothing in the world these days ~ Mose Allison as interpreted by The Who

2. It's been this way ever since that goddam moon landing.

1. Not enough sex.

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

6. Paper Liberty Bells.

5. The stuff left by your frightened dog after the firecrackers and cherry bombs.

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

6. Paper Liberty Bells.

5. The stuff left by your frightened dog after the firecrackers and cherry bombs.

4. My Dad puts up the Italian Flag, right next to the American Flag. :grin:

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

6. Paper Liberty Bells.

5. The stuff left by your frightened dog after the firecrackers and cherry bombs.

4. My Dad puts up the Italian Flag, right next to the American Flag.

3. Burn marks in the street from fireworks.

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

6. Paper Liberty Bells.

5. The stuff left by your frightened dog after the firecrackers and cherry bombs.

4. My Dad puts up the Italian Flag, right next to the American Flag.

3. Burn marks in the street from fireworks.

2. Wear your new American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open.

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Top 10 July 4th Decorations

10. Red, white and blue icing on the cake.

9. Red meat, White potatoes, & Blue chips

8. The red, white and blue bunting around the latrine at the family picnic.

7. "Uncle Sam" party hats

6. Paper Liberty Bells.

5. The stuff left by your frightened dog after the firecrackers and cherry bombs.

4. My Dad puts up the Italian Flag, right next to the American Flag.

3. Burn marks in the street from fireworks.

2. Wear your new American Flag as a g-string, proudly, and out in the open.

1. Sparklers replacing your usual nipple rings

Top Ten Reasons America Split With England in 1776

10. Dispute over spelling the word "color" (Or "colour" - if you wish.)

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Top Ten Reasons America Split With England in 1776

10. Dispute over spelling the word "color" (Or "colour" - if you wish.)

9. Always having to wear those red coats.

8. We prefer to come up with our own ridiculous taxes, thank you very much.

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Top Ten Reasons America Split With England in 1776

10. Dispute over spelling the word "color" (Or "colour" - if you wish.)

9. Always having to wear those red coats.

8. We prefer to come up with our own ridiculous taxes, thank you very much.

7. Two Words - Kidney Pie.

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Top Ten Reasons America Split With England in 1776

10. Dispute over spelling the word "color" (Or "colour" - if you wish.)

9. Always having to wear those red coats.

8. We prefer to come up with our own ridiculous taxes, thank you very much.

7. Two Words - Kidney Pie.

6. We wanted to drive on the other side of the road.

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Top Ten Reasons America Split With England in 1776

10. Dispute over spelling the word "color" (Or "colour" - if you wish.)

9. Always having to wear those red coats.

8. We prefer to come up with our own ridiculous taxes, thank you very much.

7. Two Words - Kidney Pie.

6. We wanted to drive on the other side of the road.

5. Colonists got tired of being called "Those other Limeys"

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