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The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population

10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing.

9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo.

8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around.

7. A big increase in chiropractor visits.

6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck.

5. One trip to the dance floor and that $90 party dress, pretty much ruined.

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The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population

10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing.

9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo.

8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around.

7. A big increase in chiropractor visits.

6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck.

5. One trip to the dance floor and that $90 party dress, pretty much ruined.

4. Not enough street corners in rural America.

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The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population

10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing.

9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo.

8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around.

7. A big increase in chiropractor visits.

6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck.

5. One trip to the dance floor and that $90 party dress, pretty much ruined.

4. Not enough street corners in rural America.

3. People realized there were better ways to spend their time...like shaving their heads with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil.

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The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population

10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing.

9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo.

8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around.

7. A big increase in chiropractor visits.

6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck.

5. One trip to the dance floor and that $90 party dress, pretty much ruined.

4. Not enough street corners in rural America.

3. People realized there were better ways to spend their time...like shaving their heads with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil.

2. We never saw Letterman doing it.

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10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing.

9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo.

8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around.

7. A big increase in chiropractor visits.

6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck.

5. One trip to the dance floor and that $90 party dress, pretty much ruined.

4. Not enough street corners in rural America.

3. People realized there were better ways to spend their time...like shaving their heads with a cheese grater while chewing on tinfoil.

2. We never saw Letterman doing it.

1. Nancy Reagan insisted that we ' just say no ' ...

Top 10 Shows you would like to terrorize or see go off the air soon .

10. Dancing With the Stars

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:laughing: :laughing: :doh: I'm busted , Joe . Too slow on the edit function I guess ... dial-up here ; give us neandrathals a break , eh !?! Let's carry on with this :

Top 10 shows you would like to terrorize or see go off the air soon !

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Top 10 shows you would like to terrorize or see go off the air soon !

10. Dancing With the Stars

9. COPS

8. The Bachelor

7. The Wheel Of Fortune

6. American Idol

5. The Sarah Silverman Program

4. I Love New York

3. Dr Phil

2. Hannah Banana (or something like that)

1. Reruns of "Raymond" and his entire ugly, pretentious, unfunny family.

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