RonJonSurfer Posted December 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 26, 2007 Report Share Posted December 26, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5. Beat the wife one last time. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted December 27, 2007 Report Share Posted December 27, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5.Beat the wife one last time. 4.Call the poor above mentioned beaten wife and beg her to bail your silly butt out of jail one last time 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5.Beat the wife one last time. 4.Call the poor above mentioned beaten wife and beg her to bail your silly butt out of jail one last time 3. Quit your CURRENT job. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted December 28, 2007 Report Share Posted December 28, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5. Beat the wife one last time. 4. Call the poor above mentioned beaten wife and beg her to bail your silly butt out of jail one last time 3. Quit your CURRENT job. 2. Double-check and repeat all the previous steps. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Things To Do Before Making New Year's Resolutions.... 10. Inhale too many left over Christmas cookies. 9. Get good and ripped on Cuervo and Wild Turkey, so you don't remember making a resolution. 8. Stop exercising totally. 7. Uh ... follow through with last year's, maybe? 6. Secure the loyalty of local military units. Place infiltrators at key points in the city such as radio and TV stations ...ohh ... resolutions ! Carry on ... 5. Beat the wife one last time. 4. Call the poor above mentioned beaten wife and beg her to bail your silly butt out of jail one last time 3. Quit your CURRENT job. 2. Double-check and repeat all the previous steps. 1. Do the smart thing. Resolve not make any New Years Resolutions. (does anyone keep those things?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 8. 7, 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. It is discovered that hot fudge is good for your heart (ala Sleeper) 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. It is discovered that hot fudge is good for your heart (ala Sleeper) 4. Cincinnati Reds win World Series! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 29, 2007 Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. It is discovered that hot fudge is good for your heart (ala Sleeper) 4. Cincinnati Reds win World Series! 3. Hillary Affirms Affair, Says "What's good for the gander is good for the goose." 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 29, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. It is discovered that hot fudge is good for your heart (ala Sleeper) 4. Cincinnati Reds win World Series! 3. Hillary Affirms Affair, Says "What's good for the gander is good for the goose." 2. Scientists Prove Clemens and Bonds Were Clean. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Possible (or impossible) Headlines for 2008... 10. Cards Win World Series! 9. Mets beat Yankees in World Series 8. Internet Fad Winds Down : Transistor Radios Are Hot, Hot , Hot Again ! 7. Grand Funk Reunites - Proclaimed "Album of the Year"! 6. Sammy pays child support up-to-date! 5. It is discovered that hot fudge is good for your heart (ala Sleeper) 4. Cincinnati Reds win World Series! 3. Hillary Affirms Affair, Says "What's good for the gander is good for the goose." 2. Scientists Prove Clemens and Bonds Were Clean. 1. All Other Candidates Drop Out. George W. Bush Re-elected For Third Term. ================================================== Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted December 31, 2007 Author Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. Bjork 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted December 31, 2007 Report Share Posted December 31, 2007 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. Bjork 4. Axl Rose 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. Bjork 4. Axl Rose 3. Neil Young 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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