RonJonSurfer Posted October 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Top 10 things you dread about the fast approaching Xmas season : 10. You just recently made the final payments on last year's Christmas credit card bills . 9. 30 pounds of junk mail in the mailbox. 8. The concept that Christmas is "fast approaching" before Halloween's happened. ( Christmas now takes up 25% of a year, for X sakes! ) 7. Trying to foresee what this year's 'outrage' will be by groups or persons wanting to make the news for their stand against Christmas . 6. They start the Christmas sales on Labor Day. (Can't they wait until Thanksgiving?) 5. Bad Pop Star covers of Christmas classics. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Top 10 things you dread about the fast approaching Xmas season : 10. You just recently made the final payments on last year's Christmas credit card bills . 9. 30 pounds of junk mail in the mailbox. 8. The concept that Christmas is "fast approaching" before Halloween's happened. ( Christmas now takes up 25% of a year, for X sakes! ) 7. Trying to foresee what this year's 'outrage' will be by groups or persons wanting to make the news for their stand against Christmas . 6. They start the Christmas sales on Labor Day. (Can't they wait until Thanksgiving?) 5. Bad Pop Star covers of Christmas classics. 4. All that "For God so loved the world .." crap! 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Top 10 things you dread about the fast approaching Xmas season : 10. You just recently made the final payments on last year's Christmas credit card bills . 9. 30 pounds of junk mail in the mailbox. 8. The concept that Christmas is "fast approaching" before Halloween's happened. ( Christmas now takes up 25% of a year, for X sakes! ) 7. Trying to foresee what this year's 'outrage' will be by groups or persons wanting to make the news for their stand against Christmas . 6. They start the Christmas sales on Labor Day. (Can't they wait until Thanksgiving?) 5. Bad Pop Star covers of Christmas classics. 4. All that "For God so loved the world .." crap! 3. The re-emergence of Eggnog (yuck!) 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted October 30, 2007 Report Share Posted October 30, 2007 Top 10 things you dread about the fast approaching Xmas season : 10. You just recently made the final payments on last year's Christmas credit card bills . 9. 30 pounds of junk mail in the mailbox. 8. The concept that Christmas is "fast approaching" before Halloween's happened. ( Christmas now takes up 25% of a year, for X sakes! ) 7. Trying to foresee what this year's 'outrage' will be by groups or persons wanting to make the news for their stand against Christmas . 6. They start the Christmas sales on Labor Day. (Can't they wait until Thanksgiving?) 5. Bad Pop Star covers of Christmas classics. 4. All that "For God so loved the world .." crap! 3. The re-emergence of Eggnog (yuck!) 2. Hearing drippy Christmas music wherever I turn. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 things you dread about the fast approaching Xmas season : 10. You just recently made the final payments on last year's Christmas credit card bills . 9. 30 pounds of junk mail in the mailbox. 8. The concept that Christmas is "fast approaching" before Halloween's happened. ( Christmas now takes up 25% of a year, for X sakes! ) 7. Trying to foresee what this year's 'outrage' will be by groups or persons wanting to make the news for their stand against Christmas . 6. They start the Christmas sales on Labor Day. (Can't they wait until Thanksgiving?) 5. Bad Pop Star covers of Christmas classics. 4. All that "For God so loved the world .." crap! 3. The re-emergence of Eggnog (yuck!) 2. Hearing drippy Christmas music wherever I turn. 1. The Mall parking lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 1, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. That seems to be in September , now ... ; but for November - the clear cut knowledge that if you EVER lose to me - you really suck ! 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. That seems to be in September , now ... ; but for November - the clear cut knowledge that if you EVER lose to me - you really suck ! 4. The countdown to the much-anticipated ~ and dreaded ~ Thanksgiving reunion with the in-law's mother who swears she's a descendant of Pocahontas, but is actually German. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. That seems to be in September , now ... ; but for November - the clear cut knowledge that if you EVER lose to me - you really suck ! 4. The countdown to the much-anticipated ~ and dreaded ~ Thanksgiving reunion with the in-law's mother who swears she's a descendant of Pocahontas, but is actually German. 3. The annual colonoscopy! 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 1, 2007 Report Share Posted November 1, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. That seems to be in September , now ... ; but for November - the clear cut knowledge that if you EVER lose to me - you really suck ! 4. The countdown to the much-anticipated ~ and dreaded ~ Thanksgiving reunion with the in-law's mother who swears she's a descendant of Pocahontas, but is actually German. 3. The annual colonoscopy! 2. (^ I get those free , and at home ) The realization that the Eskimos have it made - and the rest of us all suck ! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Top 10 November Moments: 10. The first showing of "Miracle on 34th Street". 9. The carving of the Butterball 8. The roasting of the brother-in-law. 7. The official seasonal end of coleslaw . 6. The traditional seasonal end of Eyegore's Infidels in fantasy football. 5. That seems to be in September , now ... ; but for November - the clear cut knowledge that if you EVER lose to me - you really suck ! 4. The countdown to the much-anticipated ~ and dreaded ~ Thanksgiving reunion with the in-law's mother who swears she's a descendant of Pocahontas, but is actually German. 3. The annual colonoscopy! 2. (^ I get those free , and at home ) The realization that the Eskimos have it made - and the rest of us all suck ! 1. November 23rd. Harpo Marx's Birthday ('nuff said) ------------ Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 2, 2007 Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 2, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 2, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 3, 2007 Report Share Posted November 3, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. Burkina Faso Backbreaker 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 4, 2007 Report Share Posted November 4, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. Burkina Faso Backbreaker 4. The bow-legged, pony hitch hike. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. Burkina Faso Backbreaker 4. The bow-legged, pony hitch hike. 3. The old hard shoe 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. Burkina Faso Backbreaker 4. The bow-legged, pony hitch hike. 3. The old hard shoe 2. The Loogie Boo ( [smallest]AKA[/smallest] The Boiled Potato, The Philly Hamster, The Lukewarm Jerk, The Bristol Flit ) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Top Ten Flamboyant Dance Steps That Never Caught On 10. The Invisible Stepladder 9. The Elaine Benes slide, hip jerk, thumb a ride, crack your neck special. 8. Squishin' the Salamander 7. The ACL Collapse 6. The faceplant 5. Burkina Faso Backbreaker 4. The bow-legged, pony hitch hike. 3. The old hard shoe 2. The Loogie Boo ( AKA The Boiled Potato, The Philly Hamster, The Lukewarm Jerk, The Bristol Flit ) 1. The Curly Shuffle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 5, 2007 Report Share Posted November 5, 2007 Top Ten Worst Blues Singer Names. 1. Elmo (Chicken Pox) Harris 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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