johnny Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. Superimpose pictures of her husband in bed with another man. 4. Keep it from your wife. 3. Be recommended by Oprah. 2. Buy her a new set of boobs. 1. Write a song about her and get famous, but she'll on get with you because your famous... I'll continue... Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. Two-Dice Yahtzee! For Kids 7. 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. Two-Dice Yahtzee! For Kids 7. Huge Hunk o' Lead 8. 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 7. Huge Hunk o' Lead That's been my favorite toy ever since I was two years old! I still keep one in my car! HUGE HUNK O' LEAD ROCKS!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. Two-Dice Yahtzee! For Kids 7. Huge Hunk o' Lead 8. A porn-star 9. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. Two-Dice Yahtzee! For Kids 7. Huge Hunk o' Lead 8. A porn-star 9. The Keith Doll...comes with cigs and bottle included. 10. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Most wanted childrens Christmas gifts 1. Kazoo-Hero 2. "Beat the Living Daylights Out Of Me" Elmo 3. Joe Camel: The Next Generation 4. Cow Pie Bingo: The Home Game 5. Cornhole: The Family Edition 6. Two-Dice Yahtzee! For Kids 7. Huge Hunk o' Lead 8. A porn-star 9. The Keith Doll...comes with cigs and bottle included. 10. The Ken & Barbie Bikini Sweatshop set. Worst Holliday Foods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Posted November 22, 2007 Report Share Posted November 22, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 23, 2007 Report Share Posted November 23, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 26, 2007 Report Share Posted November 26, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. Ultra-cheap Candy Canes 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. Ultra-cheap Candy Canes 4. Tofurkey 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. Ultra-cheap Candy Canes 4. Tofurkey 3. Chocolate Salty Schweaty Balls 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 27, 2007 Report Share Posted November 27, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. Ultra-cheap Candy Canes 4. Tofurkey 3. Chocolate Salty Schweaty Balls 2. Dingleberry Pot Pie 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 Worst Holliday Foods 10. Aunt Ethyl's Fruitcake 9. Petrified popcorn balls 8. GrandPa Will's beef stick. 7. Anyone's turnips. 6. Giblets. 5. Ultra-cheap Candy Canes 4. Tofurkey 3. Chocolate Salty Schweaty Balls 2. Dingleberry Pot Pie 1. Christmas Spam ---------- The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population 10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population 10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing. 9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population 10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing. 9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo. 8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazy Don Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population 10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing. 9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo. 8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around. 7. A big increase in chiropractor visits. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lea Posted November 28, 2007 Report Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Top Ten Reasons Break Dancing Never Really Caught On With The General Population 10. The general population appreciates being able to get out of bed the morning after going dancing. 9. We were disheartened by the realization we would never match Shabba Doo. 8. People got tired of looking homeless as they carried their cardboard box to dance on around. 7. A big increase in chiropractor visits. 6. They decided they may be bald soon enough and maybe they shouldn't push their luck. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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