bazooka Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 The Top Ten Negative Effects of The TV Writers Strike 10. Each and every character on the Days of Our Lives soap opera has fallen into a coma. 9. Repeats of Dave's Top 10. 8. Monologues are about Gorbachev, Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan. 7. Cliffhangers for good plot. 6. Hey, where's the beef? 5. 2 policemen switch the channel. 4. All the scripts contain lead and melamine. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Monologues are about Gorbachev, Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 The Top Ten Negative Effects of The TV Writers Strike 10. Each and every character on the Days of Our Lives soap opera has fallen into a coma. 9. Repeats of Dave's Top 10. 8. Monologues are about Gorbachev, Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan. 7. Cliffhangers for good plot. 6. Hey, where's the beef? 5. 2 policemen switch the channel. 4. All the scripts contain lead and melamine. 3. No one cares. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 The Top Ten Negative Effects of The TV Writers Strike 10. Each and every character on the Days of Our Lives soap opera has fallen into a coma. 9. Repeats of Dave's Top 10. 8. Monologues are about Gorbachev, Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan. 7. Cliffhangers for good plot. 6. Hey, where's the beef? 5. 2 policemen switch the channel. 4. All the scripts contain lead and melamine. 3. No one cares. 2. Charlie Sheen's gambling, drugs, and whoring habits reach epic proportions. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 The Top Ten Negative Effects of The TV Writers Strike 10. Each and every character on the Days of Our Lives soap opera has fallen into a coma. 9. Repeats of Dave's Top 10. 8. Monologues are about Gorbachev, Ross Perot and Ronald Reagan. 7. Cliffhangers for good plot. 6. Hey, where's the beef? 5. 2 policemen switch the channel. 4. All the scripts contain lead and melamine. 3. No one cares. 2. Charlie Sheen's gambling, drugs, and whoring habits reach epic proportions. 1. I have to talk to my family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 16, 2007 Report Share Posted November 16, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. Aqua Dots 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. Aqua Dots 4. Chinese toys ( in that turkey which is likely a Product of China by now , too - double whammy ! ) - unless you are a Borgia . 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. Aqua Dots 4. Chinese toys ( in that turkey which is likely a Product of China by now , too - double whammy ! ) - unless you are a Borgia . 3. Jellied eel 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. Aqua Dots 4. Chinese toys ( in that turkey which is likely a Product of China by now , too - double whammy ! ) - unless you are a Borgia . 3. Jellied eel 2. The week's dirty laundry - contrary to Martha ( and I may be on thin ground here ) , this is NOT the best way to get out that old ring around the collar ! 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted November 17, 2007 Report Share Posted November 17, 2007 Top Ten Worst Stuffing Ingredients 10. Last years leftover stuffing. 9. Casserole 8. pumpkin pie 7. Botox 6. Silicon 5. Aqua Dots 4. Chinese toys ( in that turkey which is likely a Product of China by now , too - double whammy ! ) - unless you are a Borgia . 3. Jellied eel 2. The week's dirty laundry - contrary to Martha ( and I may be on thin ground here ) , this is NOT the best way to get out that old ring around the collar ! 1. Crumbs from your keyboard Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 18, 2007 Report Share Posted November 18, 2007 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" ... and if it works for Marc, it'll work for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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miamisammy29 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 19, 2007 Report Share Posted November 19, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. Superimpose pictures of her husband in bed with another man. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. Superimpose pictures of her husband in bed with another man. 4. Keep it from your wife. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. Superimpose pictures of her husband in bed with another man. 4. Keep it from your wife. 3. Be recommended by Oprah. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Top 10 ways to get a girlfriend 10. Run naked down a public street 9. Always keep several million dollars in the bank. 8. bELCH THE bEATLES SONG "miCHELLE" 7. The old-fashioned way...Club her over the head and drag her off by the hair. 6. Honest, guys .. two words: sweater vest 5. Superimpose pictures of her husband in bed with another man. 4. Keep it from your wife. 3. Be recommended by Oprah. 2. Buy her a new set of boobs. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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