MarcM Posted January 1, 2008 Report Share Posted January 1, 2008 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. Bjork 4. Axl Rose 3. Neil Young 2. Tiny Tim (Hey, if Willie can be on the list....) 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Top Ten Worst Voices In Music 10. Bob Dylan 9. David "Weave" Roth 8. Wolfman Jack 7. Bonnie Tyler 6. Willie Nelson 5. Bjork 4. Axl Rose 3. Neil Young 2. Tiny Tim (Hey, if Willie can be on the list....) 1. That guy from Crash Test Dummies ================================================= Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 2, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluesboy Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 2, 2008 Report Share Posted January 2, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Do you use a leash when you walk the beaches, Ron? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. Switching to Sanka 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. Switching to Sanka 4. Making sure Sammy keeps the title of the top ten list when he cuts and pastes 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. Switching to Sanka 4. Making sure Sammy keeps the title of the top ten list when he cuts and pastes 3. Complimenting Ronjon on his many snappy comebacks. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. Switching to Sanka 4. Making sure Sammy keeps the title of the top ten list when he cuts and pastes 3. Complimenting Ronjon on his many snappy comebacks. 2. Thanking Sammy for just being Sammy. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten New Year's Resolutions That Will Never Be Kept 10. Cutting it down to three packs a day. 9. Getting a six-pack (not the beer kind) 8. Learning to better appreciate the talent that is Phil Collins. 7. Try to be nicer and turn the other cheek. 6. Saying to myself while walking Brazil's beaches, "What's inside a person matters most ..." 5. Switching to Sanka 4. Making sure Sammy keeps the title of the top ten list when he cuts and pastes 3. Complimenting Ronjon on his many snappy comebacks. 2. Thanking Sammy for just being Sammy. 1. Throwing away that big box marked "Porn". ================================================= Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted January 3, 2008 Report Share Posted January 3, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. Because They are a political hack who will do anything for "face time." 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. Because They are a political hack who will do anything for "face time." 4. Because she's "Britney Spears, B*tch." 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 4, 2008 Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. Because They are a political hack who will do anything for "face time." 4. Because she's "Britney Spears, B*tch." 3. They're a bunch of poofy writers - not teamsters . What are they going to do ? Throw pens at you ? Swear at you with Shakesperean wit ? Besides, Reagan , and Boomer greed offering false 'perks ' destroyed proper union action for the near future . 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted January 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 4, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. Because They are a political hack who will do anything for "face time." 4. Because she's "Britney Spears, B*tch." 3. They're a bunch of poofy writers - not teamsters . What are they going to do ? Throw pens at you ? Swear at you with Shakesperean wit ? Besides, Reagan , and Boomer greed offering false 'perks ' destroyed proper union action for the near future . 2. Per Letterman "This crap is written?" 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Top Ten Reasons Someone Would Cross The Picket Line And Appear On A Late-Night Talk Show 10. To promote their wretched new movie that would otherwise never get anything but bad publicity. 9. Unions Schmunions...I'm on TV! 8. He's got a "thing" for Letterman. 7. To urge those "Mothers" to stop trying to run him down with their car. 6. Because of some crazy notion that the camera operators, musicians, stage hands, supporting cast, production crew and 100 codependent jobs might need the work to support their families. 5. Because They are a political hack who will do anything for "face time." 4. Because she's "Britney Spears, B*tch." 3. They're a bunch of poofy writers - not teamsters . What are they going to do ? Throw pens at you ? Swear at you with Shakesperean wit ? Besides, Reagan , and Boomer greed offering false 'perks ' destroyed proper union action for the near future . 2. Per Letterman "This crap is written?" 1. They've got balls! _______________________ Top Ten Signs That Winter Will Soon Be Yielding To Global Warming 10. Scandinavian beach front property is appreciating while we speak 9. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted January 5, 2008 Report Share Posted January 5, 2008 Top Ten Signs That Winter Will Soon Be Yielding To Global Warming 10. Scandinavian beach front property is appreciating while we speak 9. The grand opening of the new Club Med: Anchorage. 8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 6, 2008 Report Share Posted January 6, 2008 Top Ten Signs That Winter Will Soon Be Yielding To Global Warming 10. Scandinavian beach front property is appreciating while we speak 9. The grand opening of the new Club Med: Anchorage. 8. Santa's new suit will be a pair of speedos. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 8. Santa's new suit will be a pair of speedos. B-) You can only hope .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted January 7, 2008 Report Share Posted January 7, 2008 Or better yet... The New York Mets in speedos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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