MarcM Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Here you are. A happy frog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillianne Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Aww that's so very ugly, but, kinda cute, at the same time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michellenw Posted October 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Hes so cute hes ugly.. So now I have to kiss him to get my Prince...MUAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 I´d rather kiss a prince than a frog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 I'd rather be a hammer than a nail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillianne Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 I´d rather kiss a prince than a frog... Prince William Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 michelle has already kissed her frog. Now, where´s her prince? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Is it true you can get high from licking a frog? I've heard a few different things. If that's the case, then that's the only reason michelle's worried about getting her frog, so she can catch a buzz from it....wait a minute...frogs eat flies....flies buzz....you lick the frog to catch a buzz.....why don't you just eat the fly and cut out the middle man? Oh, that's right...there's the outside chance you could kiss him and he'll turn into a prince. Sorry. Just a little free associating there. Say, this has turned out to be a pretty interesting thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DiggsUK Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 The 'party animal' to which you refer is the Cane Toad I think, JR. Judging by the free-style of your last post, I guess you have been down the pond already today! Regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted October 17, 2004 Report Share Posted October 17, 2004 Quite the contrary, Diggs, my friend. I'm a firm believer in living life fully cognizant of your thoughts and emotions. No artificial sweeteners here. And Amy, your jumbled thoughts are your own invention. Take credit!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Is it true you can get high from licking a frog? I've heard a few different things. If that's the case, then that's the only reason michelle's worried about getting her frog, so she can catch a buzz from it....wait a minute...frogs eat flies....flies buzz....you lick the frog to catch a buzz.....why don't you just eat the fly and cut out the middle man? Oh, that's right...there's the outside chance you could kiss him and he'll turn into a prince. Sorry. Just a little free associating there. Say, this has turned out to be a pretty interesting thread. I heard too that licking frogs get you high... I don´t remember where... I like the free association, jr... it´s like if we were licking frogs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 I heard too that licking frogs get you high... I don´t remember where... I like the free association, jr... it´s like if we were licking frogs... While I am not sure about the getting high part of licking a frog, I am pretty confident that the frog likes it :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Marc! Where did you find that photo! Google is a wonderful thing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 While I am not sure about the getting high part of licking a frog, I am pretty confident that the frog likes it :: I like that one!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Ahem.... ribbit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Cindy, a beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet... As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Oral Sex Trained Frogs Only $20 each! Money-Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions). Cindy excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter: "I'll take one." Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." Cindy nods, "Okay," grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Cindy takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do... 1. Take a shower. 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume. 3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy. 4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there." She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and, to her surprise, nothing happens! Cindy is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store". So, Cindy calls... Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over". Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell. Cindy welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 That just made my Monday! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michellenw Posted October 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 If frogs like that really existed then men would become extinct!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edna Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Michelle, you still have no frog?? If you didn`´t find the right prince to kiss, make a post to Carl and Sara asking for your songfacter rights...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 Michelle, I have given you the title 'tree frog', now we just need to find your prince. Come on guys, I like big tuna - big tuna, big Kahuna, get it? LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted October 18, 2004 Report Share Posted October 18, 2004 See that michelle? Squeaky wheel gets the oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michellenw Posted October 19, 2004 Author Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 I hear tree frogs have quicker tounges anyway, so im happy with my tree frog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 That's not cool. I want to be Nessy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_jr_ Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 Yea, how come michelle gets a special name? I wanna be a pelican!. It's not fair! You like michelle better than the rest of us!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcM Posted October 19, 2004 Report Share Posted October 19, 2004 When was the last time you saw an ocean going tree frog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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