PSYCHOcatholic Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 The Copy/Paste post inspired this.... Family Guy is the coolest freakin cartoon! I got the dvds and all that, and know all the episodes by heart...i have no life. Whats your favorite lines from Family Guy??? Quotes?? Images?? Episodes??mine is: Peter: Oh my god, Brian, there's a message in my Alphabits. It says, 'Oooooo.' Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios. Chris: Dad, what's the blow-hole for? Peter: I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World. Stewie: Yes, but no sprinkles. For every sprinkle i find, i shall KILL you. Lois: Sweetie, it's broccoli, it's good for you. Now open up for the airplane.... Stewie: Never! Damn the broccoli, damn you, and damn the Wright brothers! ok ill stop, theres a million of em! This is more like a post anything about Family Guy post. if ya need some help....heres the PERFECT site!! Family Guy Quotes!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 They're bringing back Family Guy to Fox, the network should've realized how phenomenal the show really was, they started biting themselves in the @$$ when they saw the high ratings for it on the Cartoon Network. Seth McFarlane (sp?) is also bringing a new one called "American Dad" to premiere next season, I have the feeling this one won't be as good, funny, or original as Family Guy though. I'm going to have to repost this one, it was probably one of the funniest moments... (At a drive through with Lois' pregnant sister.) Peter: I'll have 3 cheeseburgers... Lois: For god sakes Peter, she's having a baby! Peter: Oh that's right, and a kid's meal. A few more that get me... Peter Griffin : NOOOOOO. Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids. Damn longears, trying to take Easter away from Jesus. Anyway, what was that you were saying? Peter Griffin : I'm looking for some toilet training books. Salesman : We have the popular 'everybody poops", or the less popular 'nobody poops but you'. Peter Griffin : Well, you see, we're catholic... Salesman : Ah, then you'll want 'you're a naughty, naughty boy, and that's concentrated evil coming out the back of you'. Lisa McDonald: Bye, Dad. Don't wait up. Ronald McDonald : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, Lisa. Come back here. You're not going out with all that make-up on. Lisa McDonald: But, Dad... Ronald McDonald : Upstairs. You're a McDonald, not a whore. Peter Griffin : Chris, everything I say is a lie. Except that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. And that. I also found a few funny images that are too illicit for the boards... but if you do a Google image search on family guy, they'll show up on the first & second pages. I'm referring to the ones with Lois & Brian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Peter :Our Son has a big penis, and he didn't get it from me!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Stewie: For the love of God, shake me! Shake me like a British nanny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carl Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 Peter runs away from death. Death replies: "I caught Flo Jo, I can catch you too." Stewie traps another kid in the pit of forgotten children: "Steve walks warily down the street with his brim pulled way down low." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 24, 2004 Report Share Posted September 24, 2004 What?s your favorite episode? I tried to think of my all time favorite episode, but I couldn?t come up with just one. One that I find particularly humorous is the episode where Peter is told that his property is not legally part of the United States, so he proclaims his household as ?Petoria?. He then joins the United Nations & tries to gain respect & construct an axis allegiance with the rival nations by declaring an invasion on his neighbor?s pool. The part where he breaks into a Hammer parody of ?You Can?t Touch Me? is one of the funniest things I?ve seen on TV in some time. The parodies of the show are what make it, usually on any given episode; the highlights are the spoofs that range in everything from children?s programming to political affairs. The worst episode (in my opinion) is the one that involves the Indian Tribe Casino where Peter must win back the family?s car by going on a ?Vision Quest?. While observing this the other day, I noticed around six different Simpsons? rip-offs, including the part about Lois?s impulsive gambling habit & Chris?s unwanted Boy Scout campaign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 Driving Range Manager: Everybody wants to come to the driving range to hit golf balls at the fat kid [chris, who has a job there] Business guy: (on a cell phone) Cancel all my afternoon appointments, I gotta hit more balls at the fat kid! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I loved that episode, Mindcrime. "Sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Hey, wait, Mitch, it's not a van! It's just a really fat kid. Hey there fatty fat fatty fatso! Have some chocolate, fatty" It reminded me of the one where Peter put the demo on the keyboard in the toy store and pretended like he was playing, and the guy was like "You're just a big phony. Hey, look at this guy! He's nothing but a big phony!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 I have to disagree with Mindcrime about the worst episode. It has to be3 the one where he spends like 190 minutes holding his knee in pain going aggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh. Briefly funny but just so dumb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 25, 2004 Report Share Posted September 25, 2004 It reminded me of the one where Peter put the demo on the keyboard in the toy store and pretended like he was playing, and the guy was like "You're just a big phony. Hey, look at this guy! He's nothing but a big phony!" That was one of my favorite moments ever! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Costellogirl75 Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 Stewie is trying to call home-"867-5309. Lois? Damn you Tommy Tutone!" Chris-"Guess the word I'm thinking of!" Meg-"Is it kitty?" Chris-"AHHH! Get out of my head!" Peter to Lois after seeing KISS-"Nobody wants to be Peter Kriss!" Peter-"My wife did KISS!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 That was one of my favorite moments ever! Lol yeah, and then when they got outside he was keying "Phony" on their car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 I want this shirt! :: In case you can't make it out, it says, "I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCyberdemon Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 I have this t-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 I don't understand why all the hype about Stewie. He isn't that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elvish Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 I don't understand why all the hype about Stewie. He isn't that funny. Stewie's my favorite. There's just something about an evil toddler bent on world domination that I find hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danielj Posted September 27, 2004 Report Share Posted September 27, 2004 YOU BURN IN HELL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rkfan413 Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 I never get to watch this show. I've seen it a few times and really liked it, but I never know what time it's on! My T.V. listings doesnt have cartoon network on it so.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batman Posted September 28, 2004 Report Share Posted September 28, 2004 Stewies the best. I don't like Chris though. Just the cliched "stupid character" they have in almost all TV shows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kellie rockin in the free world Posted January 9, 2005 Report Share Posted January 9, 2005 Brian: You want some ice cream? Stewie: No. Brian: You want some McDonalds? Stewie: No. Brian: You want to take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes? Stewie: Yeah. Brian: Okay, let's go and take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes. :: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evan33594 Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 stewie: you all right big guy, want a soda big guy? brian is the best! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymahoe Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 What?s your favorite episode? I tried to think of my all time favorite episode, but I couldn?t come up with just one. One that I find particularly humorous is the episode where Peter is told that his property is not legally part of the United States, so he proclaims his household as ?Petoria?. He then joins the United Nations & tries to gain respect & construct an axis allegiance with the rival nations by declaring an invasion on his neighbor?s pool. The part where he breaks into a Hammer parody of ?You Can?t Touch Me? is one of the funniest things I?ve seen on TV in some time. The parodies of the show are what make it, usually on any given episode; the highlights are the spoofs that range in everything from children?s programming to political affairs. The worst episode (in my opinion) is the one that involves the Indian Tribe Casino where Peter must win back the family?s car by going on a ?Vision Quest?. While observing this the other day, I noticed around six different Simpsons? rip-offs, including the part about Lois?s impulsive gambling habit & Chris?s unwanted Boy Scout campaign. hes too sexy for his fat. i love that episode. By the way i didnt get my avatar from this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnymahoe Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 Stewies the best. I don't like Chris though. Just the cliched "stupid character" they have in almost all TV shows I agree. This quote goes something like this: Peter: o no lois we are not getting a used car. I knew someone who bought a used car, next dat BAM! herpes. Or PEter is calling lois on the phone Peter: "Louis, i'm still at work and im staying a little late. Lois: Peter, the caller id says ur in the kitchen, infact im looking at u right now. (peter moves) Peter: ok now im at work. i now that 1 was probably totally off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aunt_Acid Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 You know, some say life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get! Your life, however, is more like a box of ACTIVE GRENADES!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanTurtle Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 My favorite episode is when they go south for the witness protection thing. Stewie's bluegrass tune........BRILLIANT!!! PEACE OUT :happybanana: JIMMY JAZZ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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