phil Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. Welcome to the new National Sychronized Swimming League. I wish Political conventions were banned from TV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted . You are now obligated to vote for whoever the most recent 'American Idol' tells you too ... or else ... I wish that California would declare independence from the Union -just to make some trouble . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Granted. But nobody cares. I wish they would make Japan the 51st state (50th, if you count the fact that California just seceded). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 (edited) Granted. Trouble is, Japanese drive on the wrong side of the road, write left to right, then up to down with Chinese characters. Integrating this population will be very difficult. (Then there are Japanese toilets and food preferences!) I wish that people would see that a pile of old tires on land is the same as an oil on water. Edited September 11, 2008 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Granted, but when they try to sop it up with paper towels, well.... I wish the USA would not second guess Israel when it tries to defend itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Granted. The Israeli Defense Forces are surrounding the Capitol building in Washington D.C., searching for Palestinians/HAMAS supporters/Lebanese. I wish former Hurricane Ike would stall over Crawford, Texas...for a few days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Granted. Ike passes by like a cool breeze. No damage other than very large conch and clam shells washed upon the shore. But, you watch, sadly, as your ocean-front dream house washes out to sea; see what? --------------------------------------------------------------- I wish that every back I've scratched would at least think about scratching mine, even w/one hand . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 Granted. And Freddy Kreuger is first to return your favor. I wish Cheech & Chong would make another stoner movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shawna Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Granted. And you're invited to appear. Unfortunately, the weed they're using is not a prop, and you get sent to the slammer where you become Bubba's exclusive girlfriend. In every way. I wish there was no more misunderstandings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 16, 2008 Report Share Posted September 16, 2008 Granted. The number of misunderstandings will stay constant. I wish for peace of mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Granted. Nurse Ratched presents you with some brain tissue left over from your lobotomy. I wish to see John McCain's original "Blackberry prototype." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Granted. Unfortunately, the black-berry Bush had thorns that you quickly steered away from . . . And then . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Granted. Nurse Ratched presents you with some brain tissue left over from your lobotomy. I wish to see John McCain's original "Blackberry prototype." Then what? I wish that President Bush doesn't leave the United States in the same condition as the two Texas businesses that tanked "on his watch." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Granted. He leaves it in the same condition that Jimmy Carter left it back in 1980. And guess what?...the New Wave is back! I wish my ice cream was made with breast milk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epiphany Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Granted, it's made with gorilla milk... and no, those aren't chocolate chips... I wish that poison ivy wasn't so poisonous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Granted, but your million shares of calamine lotion stock are now worthless. I wish that pizza was good for weight reduction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Granted. Your favorite pizzeria just replaced their regular cheese with a new cheese made from Milk of Magnesia. For good measure, they also just installed pay toilets. I wish that the Mets' bullpen could learn how not to blow a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Granted. Instead of blowing, they suck. I wish that I could instant cook food (e.g. flash-fry anything in 5 seconds) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 25, 2008 Report Share Posted September 25, 2008 Granted, and I've already called 9-1-1. The fire department is on their way. I wish Simon and Garfunkel would get back together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Granted. Welcome the Klezmer pop duo of Carly Simon & Art Garfunkel. Yiddish->English translations a mere 100 Shekels by Rabbi Sinn Fein. I wish for Golden Parahcute executives get surplus Fallschirmager versions. (Complete with .303 inch holes!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 I wish Simon and Garfunkel would get back together. Granted. Welcome the Klezmer pop duo of Carly Simon & Art Garfunkel. Yiddish->English translations a mere 100 Shekels by Rabbi Sinn Fein. The first thing that came to mind was Simon Cowell from American Idol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted September 29, 2008 Report Share Posted September 29, 2008 I wish for Golden Parahcute executives get surplus Fallschirmager versions. (Complete with .303 inch holes!) Granted! I knew there was some logic and purpose in that point of the Constitution ... I wish Canada could bailout the US and , in return , we could enslave you all - or at least get Hawaii out of the deal ! Bwa-ha-hah-hah-ha ! ( Sammy ?! My shoes need shining ...Joe ?! That snow isn't going to shovel itself , you know ! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Granted. The U.S.A. becomes Canada's tenth province. Then a language war breaks out as various parts of the province begin speaking "american," refusing to speak French or Canadian English. (The Cajuns leave Louisiana for Quebec, and vice-versa.) I wish Wall Street would secede from the Union, then it would be our patriotic duty to shoot stockbrokers, investment bankers, and those "Gordon Gekko" types. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 1, 2008 Report Share Posted October 1, 2008 Granted. And the little bit of money you still have left in the stock market is gone with it, to help them build a new wall around their new sovereign state. I wish cows, sheep and wolves could live together in harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted October 2, 2008 Report Share Posted October 2, 2008 Granted. Cows, sheep and wolves combine forces to lead a violent revolution to overthrow humans and take over the world; with cows, sheep and wolves all participating in a functioning democracy, while humans are enslaved into hard labor, caged in zoos, and used as test subjects in laboratory experiments. I wish that humans could live together in harmony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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