MuzikTyme Posted July 14, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 14, 2008 Granted. Barbara Eden is 73 and available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 I wish for the wisdom of an ace financial planner. Granted. You can tell everyone else how to spend all the money they have, but you have no money of your own to spend. I wish I could hit a baseball 500 feet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted. Over your major league career, you hit the ball a TOTAL of 500 feet, (By the way, my significant other seems to think spending money is an Olympic event!) I wiah I could play Classical guitar as well as Christopher Parkening. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted, but no one's listening. I wish I could leap tall buildings in a single bound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted! You also fall off a horse in a single bound, become paralyzed and die! I wish I could wear flip-flops year-round... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted, but try sneaking up on somebody. I wish there were no flip floppers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted. No...wait...I can't let you have that one. Oh, alright...I'm feeling kind of charitable today....it's granted. You know what, though?...if I grant it to you, then I have to grant it to everyone....so, no. I wish I could have back the mind I lost back in '87. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 15, 2008 Report Share Posted July 15, 2008 Granted. You're forever stuck in 1987, sporting a mullet & betting all your money on the Broncos each year. I wish I was the first to drive a 2009 luxery car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted, and you'll be the first to pay 2009's astronomical gas prices! I wish I could make up my mind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted but the lip-liner gets stuck in your brain. I wish I had a house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Jenny said: I wish I could make up my mind Bloof said: Granted but the lip-liner gets stuck in your brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Jenny said: Bloof said: oh, I only got that now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 ^Yeah, I thought that one was pretty good, too. That Bloof's a pretty funny chick when she wants to be. I wish I had a house. Granted....but it's outside by the fence, is very small, has food and water bowls just outside the door, and you'll have to share it with Rover. I wish I had new tires on my car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Grated, they are bike tyres. I wish I had a dog who loved me for who I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted. Marmaduke just had you for dinner. He just wuvs who you are (er, were). I wish I could rescue all of the dogs in all of the shelters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 16, 2008 Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted. Now they all live in your backyard. Buy a big shovel. I wish there were dogs that looked like cats, and cats that looked like dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MuzikTyme Posted July 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2008 Granted! The timber wolf and pine marten now become one as you watch in horror the attack upon yourself at the last minute of realization before you're torn to smithereens!!! I wish I had an infinity of wishes . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted. Keep wishing. i wish I had a four leaf clover. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted..I glued the fourth leaf on for ya... I wish I could have a nice tamed tiger for a pet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted. It eats all of your corn flakes instead of eating you. They're G-R-R-R-E-A-T !! I wish I had a magical pocket watch that could control time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted. But it's a sundial and you're a Genoese named Cristobal Colombo and your flotilla is heading into a hurricane. I wish I had a Delorean DMC. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted, but it just blew a gasket and no one's been able to get parts for it since 1986. I wish there were more candidates running for President this year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue Fish Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Grated, now you have six liers. I wish I had the perfect guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MindCrime Posted July 17, 2008 Report Share Posted July 17, 2008 Granted. He's buried in your back yard. I wish I had one of the powers of the Fantastic Four. (Stretch, Flame, Rock Strength, or Invisibility) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberjudge Posted July 18, 2008 Report Share Posted July 18, 2008 Granted. You're the Human Torch. Unfortunately, you accidently burned your house down while channel surfing. I wish I could be a real-life hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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