miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Granted. Only it's the natives throwing actual sh*t at your face. I wish I could spend three weeks in jail with Paris Hilton and her new butch cellmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Granted, but all that Paris wants to do is watch. I wish I didn't have to go start dinner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Done. And to grant your wish, I moved the clocks forward 12 hours. Now, go start breakfast. I wish I had a humongoid B-L-T club sandwich right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 enjoy the banana, lamb, and tofu sandwich you requested I wish I were drinking an icy cold vanilla coke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 5, 2007 Report Share Posted June 5, 2007 Yuck...tofu. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Your coke just gave you eternal brain freeze. I wish that I could slow down time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phil Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Granted. Welcome to a 3-hour lecture on the new tax codes. I wish I saved all my old '45's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Granted. But be careful not to shoot your fingers off while cleaning them. I wish the moon really was made of green cheese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Granted. The cheese turns into a big laser beam and shoots you. You are now dead. I wish that I could be loved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Ay yo, do I look like a genie? Sheesh! I wish I were a genie but not in a bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Although a very odd wish, it is granted and you are now an electric garage door opener. I want candy. I want candy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted . Now you're stuck in that fruity Johnny Depp movie forever . I wish I could find a decently priced Corvette . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted, it's a rusted shell in the junkyard. I wish I had a replicator like in Star Trek that would produce whatever food I wanted any time (Yes, I know I'm a geek) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. Your food replicator makes everything taste like sour sour cream. Eewh!!. I wish I could be a movie star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted.....Shrek I wish I were married to a movie star. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. You are now married to a robotic T-rex that doesn't really love you at all!!. I wish that I could have a PS3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Sorry, can't seem to conjure up anything above a PS2. I wish it wasn't always so easy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. And congratulations...for the first time in quite a while, it is hard. I wish I were seven feet tall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. For compensation for your new height, your p€n*s has shrunken in size. I wish I was the fastest guitar player in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. For compensation for your new found talent, your p€n*s has shrunken in size. I wish I was the world's greatest drummer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. Your your p€n*s has now turned into a drumstick, and the "you know what's" have turned into maraca's. I wish that I could read minds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. You discover everyone else has a much better vocabulary than you do and you understand nothing. I wish it would rain for weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 Granted. You will now live in a boat for the rest of your life. I wish that I could have a great nights sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted, as Morpheus slides into bed beside you. I wish I didn't need sleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Granted. You have now also become infertile. I wish I could have a trampoline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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