Rayzor Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted... you are now a heterosexual male. I wish I could play drums as well as Neil Peart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 You just corrupted your own wish by being qualified to play for Rush. I wish I could sing like Celine Dione. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted. And you are now Celine Dion (that's bad enough!) By the way... I love Rush! I wish my CD collection would automatically double once a week without having to pay for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, all your CD's have been broken in half. I wish I could make money being mean like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted...You now have your own radio talk show...which is being banned right now... I wish I could win a vacation to Hawaii.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I'm not Mr. Costello, but my eyesight IS beginning to fail... wait: aren't nerds supposed to be smart or somethin' ?? To quote one of my personal idols, Milhouse Mussolini vanHouten: "I'm not a nerd Bart. Nerds are smart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 I wish I could win a vacation to Hawaii.... granted, but you've been run over by a drunk-driving michelle rodriguez! i wish i could be beamed up to bed every night, instead of going through the whole rigmarole of getting a hot water bottle and a glass of water, going upstairs, brushing my teeth, getting changed, getting into bed.... yawn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheLizard Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 Granted, but you get "beamed up" to bed with William Shatner. I wish I had a mini-fridge in my room so I didn't have to go downstairs to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoulGirl Posted May 20, 2007 Report Share Posted May 20, 2007 granted. you have your fully stocked mini-fridge along with a minion to restock it. however, you've been lazy, obese and bedridden. i wish my friends would make a bit more of an effort to stay in touch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted, but now you'll need a shot of penicillin. I wish I was the walking cure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Wipe off all that red lipstick, Robert Smith. Oh, you said the walking cure, not the walking Cure. Sorry. I wish I rayzor hadn't turned me into Celine Dion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. You are now Paris Hilton I wish I were really as funny as I think I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Thanks for all the redneck jokes Jeff Foxworthy. I wish other people had hair as pretty as mine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. You are now Paris Hilton I know I slammed Rush, but, ouch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 That'll learn ya! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 What are ya gonna do, throw some round bacon at me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 NEVER!! Bacon is a sacred meat and should be treated with respect as all other meats should! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Maybe good old American strip bacon. That's bacon as God intended it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 ANY bacon! I'm not prejudiced over the nationality of any bacon, so long as it's bacon with plenty of fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 AMEN to the fat. I like lots of pepper on my bacon, so long as it's not accompanying pancakes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Thanks for all the redneck jokes Jeff Foxworthy. I wish other people had hair as pretty as mine Granted , Britney . Thanks alot , BTW . I wish I could go drinking with Johnny Depp so I could help him pick up a girl once in awhile . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 When the cops come to investigate you for the smoking hotel room, Johnny leaves you to explain the fire as well as the underage "working girl" you helped him pick up I wish I went to the prom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. Unfortunately you got terribly drunk and ended up pregnant... I wish I understood humanity's cruelty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skybluesky Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 To understand it, you are now cruel yourself I wish I could receive the perfect kiss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted May 21, 2007 Report Share Posted May 21, 2007 Granted. But the booze and drugs are more than you can handle from Paul, Gene, Ace and Peter. I wish I actually saw DDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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