Rayzor Posted November 20, 2014 Report Posted November 20, 2014 When will Sammy re-appear on SF after deciding to actually work? We barely made enough to survive
andy7 Posted November 22, 2014 Report Posted November 22, 2014 How's that eggnog coming along? XXX Mints.
RonJonSurfer Posted November 23, 2014 Report Posted November 23, 2014 What did Linda Lovelace just put in her mouth? Saturday night's alright for fighting.
Rayzor Posted November 24, 2014 Report Posted November 24, 2014 What is the new anthem for Hockey Night in Canada? Blame Darwin
RonJonSurfer Posted November 26, 2014 Report Posted November 26, 2014 Whose fault is it when the Cubs lose a game due to the second baseman's error? Cranberry Sauce...
andy7 Posted November 28, 2014 Report Posted November 28, 2014 What did the turkey put on their human meat for dinner? French horror films.
RonJonSurfer Posted December 1, 2014 Report Posted December 1, 2014 What do you call a French Cooking Show where they burn the crepes? Rise and shine...
Rayzor Posted December 2, 2014 Report Posted December 2, 2014 Male anatomy in the morning... must I ask directly? Greeks & Trojans
RonJonSurfer Posted December 2, 2014 Report Posted December 2, 2014 Frat Party findings? Needles and pins...
Steel2Velvet Posted December 13, 2014 Report Posted December 13, 2014 What is the name of Mercy Hospital's bowling team? As far as it will take you
RonJonSurfer Posted December 23, 2014 Report Posted December 23, 2014 How far did I stretch my brain to try to find something even remotely humorous to say for this answer? Ho Ho Ho
Jenny Posted December 23, 2014 Report Posted December 23, 2014 What Santa sees at the Kardashians' house Frosty the Snowman
RonJonSurfer Posted December 23, 2014 Report Posted December 23, 2014 Who has the snow balls? Jack Frost nipping at your nose.
Rayzor Posted December 27, 2014 Report Posted December 27, 2014 What hurts less than jingle bells on an open sleigh? Boxing Day blowout.
RonJonSurfer Posted December 29, 2014 Report Posted December 29, 2014 What happened to Ali? Watching the ball come down in Times Square.
Rayzor Posted January 4, 2015 Report Posted January 4, 2015 What did was fun about Babe Ruth's homers? Pierced nipples
Rayzor Posted January 13, 2015 Report Posted January 13, 2015 What happens when you don't cover your mouth? Get outta the car
RonJonSurfer Posted January 27, 2015 Report Posted January 27, 2015 What did I hear more than once from the local cops when I was just a youth? I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
phil Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 What happens when you take those funny mushrooms. Don't feed the animals.
RonJonSurfer Posted January 30, 2015 Report Posted January 30, 2015 How to incite a riot at a Super Bowl party? Backfield in motion.
Rayzor Posted February 3, 2015 Report Posted February 3, 2015 What is the laymen's term for a flatulent obese man? Chocolate salty balls
RonJonSurfer Posted February 5, 2015 Report Posted February 5, 2015 What happened after kinky miscalculations on a summers night? liquid plumber
Jenny Posted February 5, 2015 Report Posted February 5, 2015 What your snow plumber becomes in Spring American pie
Zepfan Posted February 5, 2015 Report Posted February 5, 2015 What is so much better than German Chocolate Cake? Super Mario
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