RonJonSurfer Posted August 22, 2014 Report Share Posted August 22, 2014 what did Arnold's friends warn him when he left Austria? Suns out...guns out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted August 23, 2014 Report Share Posted August 23, 2014 What is the motto for retired gang-bangers now living in Florida? Do it again, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted August 25, 2014 Report Share Posted August 25, 2014 Do you want me to slap Rayzor's bare bottom again? An exploding battery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 What were the first three word of the Energizer Bunny's obituary? College Game Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted August 28, 2014 Report Share Posted August 28, 2014 What's the worst day of the year? Nail clippings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 What does that weirdo dude like to do with his bagful of celebrities' hair? Silent but deadly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted August 29, 2014 Report Share Posted August 29, 2014 How would one describe miamisammy29's farts? Silent Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted August 31, 2014 Report Share Posted August 31, 2014 Whatever became of Mount St. Helens? Slow and steady wins the race Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 1, 2014 Report Share Posted September 1, 2014 What did the tortoise say to the rabbit before he got run over by a truck because he was too slow to move out of the way? Silly string. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 What is the industry term for the most critical string on a string bikini? We're having a heat wave... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 2, 2014 Report Share Posted September 2, 2014 What came after the sharknado? 42% Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 What's the alcohol content of an Irish "Lite" beer? Justin Beiber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Who did Rayzor run over with a cement truck? Miley Cyrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 Who tops the list of most likely to be on TMZ tonight? Sexy Sadie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 3, 2014 Report Share Posted September 3, 2014 What is RonJon's pet name for Andrew's mom? It's been too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 4, 2014 Report Share Posted September 4, 2014 What is RonJon's pet name for Andrew's mom? --- What did she say? Rayzor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steel2Velvet Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 It's been too long. What's the name of the North Koreaean vice-president? Keeping the faith Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zepfan Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 What is Tim McGraw glad he did? (For now anyway) Slip sliding away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 How is Rayzor's sanity? Cheese on toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 What is Andy's pet name for Zepper's mom? Too much wasted, I am. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 5, 2014 Report Share Posted September 5, 2014 What did Rayzor try to say after drinking one beer? Blu tac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 6, 2014 Report Share Posted September 6, 2014 What did Rayzor try to say after drinking one beer? Blu tac Dude, you may be Irish, but I could still drink you under the table (without fighting, too!) What happens when Tu-Pac starts choking? The girls are too skinny for my taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 7, 2014 Report Share Posted September 7, 2014 Dude, you may be Irish, but I could still drink you under the table (without fighting, too!) Oh I don't doubt it for a second, I am such a lightweight! :haveabeer: --- What did Rayzor say to his road manager about the back up dancers for his Miley Cyrus tribute act? An exercise mat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 What is porns oft-used alternative to a mattress? XXX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy7 Posted September 8, 2014 Report Share Posted September 8, 2014 What type of mints do you prefer? Rayzor's basement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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