Rayzor Posted August 11, 2014 Report Posted August 11, 2014 What did Andy bring to school for lunch today? Sorry, no refunds.
andy7 Posted August 12, 2014 Report Posted August 12, 2014 Can I get a refund for this electric shaver made by Rayzor? Making fun of Andrew.
Rayzor Posted August 12, 2014 Report Posted August 12, 2014 What's the most fun you'll ever have? There's gonna be some rockin'
RonJonSurfer Posted August 12, 2014 Report Posted August 12, 2014 tonight's weather forecast? Ron's first day back from vacation.
Brad_M Posted August 12, 2014 Report Posted August 12, 2014 When is the weather going to go back to being sunny and pleasant in Hawaii? Time to go home, now.
Rayzor Posted August 12, 2014 Report Posted August 12, 2014 What does the bartender keep yelling at Ron 3 hours after closing time? That's a horrible question!
andy7 Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 What's the most fun you'll ever have? Well played, well played! --- Did you eat Andrew's bag of toenails?! Rayzor's lunch money.
RonJonSurfer Posted August 13, 2014 Report Posted August 13, 2014 What is about to be stolen by a bully? The sun will come out tomorrow.
Brad_M Posted August 14, 2014 Report Posted August 14, 2014 What lie are the residents of Rjukan, Norway and Antarctica told night after night, for many months? Don't be surprised
andy7 Posted August 15, 2014 Report Posted August 15, 2014 Did Rayzor block the toilet again?! A 9V battery.
Rayzor Posted August 16, 2014 Report Posted August 16, 2014 What is the power source for Andrew's "special happy toy"? Young men are always there!
andy7 Posted August 18, 2014 Report Posted August 18, 2014 What's the secret code name for Area 51? Some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Rayzor Posted August 19, 2014 Report Posted August 19, 2014 What did Walt Disney have buried with him? It's a really nutritious meal.
andy7 Posted August 19, 2014 Report Posted August 19, 2014 Have you tried out Rayzor's signature dumpster diving meal? Norman Bates.
RonJonSurfer Posted August 19, 2014 Report Posted August 19, 2014 Who was known as Master Bates when he was younger? Bad puns.
Steel2Velvet Posted August 20, 2014 Report Posted August 20, 2014 What term did the dyslexic nurse use those stainless steel urine collection trays slipped under a patient's bunda? You can count on me
andy7 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Posted August 20, 2014 Who was known as Master Bates when he was younger? --- Are you good at math? Toilet paper.
miamisammy29 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Posted August 20, 2014 What was the U.S. Dollar used for, after that last corporate bailout? Wash N' Dry
andy7 Posted August 20, 2014 Report Posted August 20, 2014 Where did miamisammy29 get his hair cut? A bag of frozen peas.
RonJonSurfer Posted August 21, 2014 Report Posted August 21, 2014 What do you recall of the Aspen scooter scene in Dumb & Dumber? Astroglide.
andy7 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Posted August 21, 2014 What is Nasa's next rocket going to be called? Rusty spoons.
Rayzor Posted August 21, 2014 Report Posted August 21, 2014 What did Ireland hope to attract tourists with? Mail order bride.
andy7 Posted August 21, 2014 Report Posted August 21, 2014 What did Ireland hope to attract tourists with? Mail order bride. --- What is the only way that I'd ever get a wife? An ATM Machine.
Rayzor Posted August 22, 2014 Report Posted August 22, 2014 Where is the only place Andrew won't be slapped for "sliding it in"? Don't take your guns to town.
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