Rayzor Posted September 9, 2014 Report Posted September 9, 2014 If I had a basement, what would be an alternative name to "porn stash room" ? Wild women & daffodil shoes.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 9, 2014 Report Posted September 9, 2014 What do I tiptoe throught the tulips for? Love is rose but you better not pick it...
RonJonSurfer Posted September 10, 2014 Report Posted September 10, 2014 What hangs heavily in the air after two Deadheads have sex? Don't drink poison whiskey.
Rayzor Posted September 11, 2014 Report Posted September 11, 2014 What was Alabama's original state slogan? Violence stems from ignorance.
andy7 Posted September 11, 2014 Report Posted September 11, 2014 What did Rayzor learn after wearing a racist sign in Harlem? True love.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 11, 2014 Report Posted September 11, 2014 What saved Miracle max in The Princess Bride? It looks like a penguin...
andy7 Posted September 12, 2014 Report Posted September 12, 2014 Is that Rayzor in a fancy dress suit over there?! My humps.
Steel2Velvet Posted September 13, 2014 Report Posted September 13, 2014 What was Beyonce's answer to her choreographer's question, "What would you like to work on next?" crippling sanctions
andy7 Posted September 13, 2014 Report Posted September 13, 2014 What did Rayzor hand out last night? John Rambo.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 15, 2014 Report Posted September 15, 2014 Name one of John Holmes many aliases? (Or was that Rambone?) Behind the Green Door.
andy7 Posted September 15, 2014 Report Posted September 15, 2014 Where did Rayzor hide his teddy bear collection? A ventriloquist.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Who said that? Punch and Judy
andy7 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Who made Rayzor cry? A tin of sardines.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 What meal is being served in first class on boxcar central? Rainy days and Mondays always get me down...
andy7 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Do you like singing in the rain? Aluminium.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 Light metal? Lightning rod...
andy7 Posted September 16, 2014 Report Posted September 16, 2014 What did Rayzor use to keep his car from falling apart? A really bad horror movie.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 19, 2014 Report Posted September 19, 2014 The Kardashians? The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind.
Rayzor Posted September 19, 2014 Report Posted September 19, 2014 What was RonJon's response when asked what he had for supper? Give it to me all night long.
andy7 Posted September 19, 2014 Report Posted September 19, 2014 Do you want some eggnog? A lifetime of sadness.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 22, 2014 Report Posted September 22, 2014 Describe New York Jets fans... Monday Night Football
Steel2Velvet Posted September 26, 2014 Report Posted September 26, 2014 What is the newest magnet for the politically correct? Ruby Tuesday
andy7 Posted September 27, 2014 Report Posted September 27, 2014 What follows Emerald Monday? Diamond Wednesday.
RonJonSurfer Posted September 29, 2014 Report Posted September 29, 2014 Name a day on Zsa Zsa's calendar? Diamond Dogs...
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