Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[Otokichi 9]

What do football coaches say to newbies at the first practice scrimmage of the season?

Flying With Angels

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What is an indicator that your pilot is at a higher altitude than required?

Time flies when you're having fun.

[Otokichi 9]

Why do Ancient Rockers insist on touring?

Classical Gas

[RonJonSurfer 15]

A feeling I get after a Fifth of Beethoven

Pine cones

[Otokichi 9]

What do brawny Survivalists use for toilet paper in the bush?

Lincoln and Liberty

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Name a building on South Broad in Philly?

Stink Stank Stunk

[Zepfan 0]

What are the 3 phases of Miley Cyrus' career thus far?

Wishy-Washy

 

[Otokichi 9]

What was the name of the first Chinese laundry in San Francisco?

All Around The World

Edited November 21, 2015 by Otokichi
Do you remember the movie advertised by this Little Richard song?

[Mike 2]

Santa's flight schedule 

 

takes two days and three nights 

[Otokichi 9]

What is Hugh Hefner's greatest "no Viagra" nightmare?

Old Kentucky Home

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Where was Colonel Sanders born?

A cold snap.

[miamisammy29 4]

What do you call it when Frosty's head rolls off?

Mac and Cheese

[Otokichi 9]

What's the fave duo of punk gangsters?

Northern Expsoure

Edited January 22, 2016 by Otokichi
There is a town named Cicely, somewhere in Alaska...

[miamisammy29 4]

What's the second leading cause for a Canadian to lose his penis?

Banzai Pipeline

[Otokichi 9]

Where do visiting Japanese Self Defense Forces go surfing in Hawaii?

Escape of the Circus Ponies

Edited January 23, 2016 by Otokichi
Liz Story, solo piano...

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Who let the palominos out?

Summer breeze makes me feel fine.

[Otokichi 9]

When do air conditioner sales folk come out into The Light?

Lowrider

Edited January 23, 2016 by Otokichi
Guess who's NOT in the "Rock & Roll" Hall of Fame?

[miamisammy29 4]

What do you call one of those kids who wears his pants hanging down so far that you see his entire asscrack?

The Titanic

[Otokichi 9]

What's another proposed Secret Service code name for Donald Trump?

Coat of Many Colors

Edited January 26, 2016 by Otokichi
All hail Eva Cassidy, Ace "cover girl";)

[miamisammy29 4]

What does your nice new mink become after a run-in with those terrorists from PETA?

Booty Call

[Otokichi 9]

What did Frank Zappa "do the Sheik" to?

Lives In The Balance

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Those many Libras like me.

Back when my hair was short..

[Otokichi 9]

When was the last time Donald Trump had any common sense?

He's A Rebel

[miamisammy29 4]

Who is Eli Manning?

Dill pickle

[Otokichi 9]

What was future General "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell weaned on?

Do It Again