Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[Zepfan 0]

What are two of the better treats to find in your bag Halloween night?

Apples and Oranges.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Name two things better when dipped in chocolate.

Tornado Alley.

 

[miamisammy29 4]

Where should Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton set up residence?

REO Speedwagon

[Otokichi 9]

What is the next James Bond's "hot, new ride"?

Your Folks Threw Me Out

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did your Dad's spine say to you after your parents had a wild fling in the hay?

London calling.

[Otokichi 9]

What's the name of Sherlock Holmes' favorite evening companion?

Galaxy

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Name an old Ford?

The four seasons.

[Otokichi 9]

Name something that has no meaning in Hawai'i. (And yes, Frankie Valli's group has played Honolulu from time to time.;)

Omaha Rainbow

Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi
Everybody knows "Jon Stewart," but not Singer-Songwriter "John Stewart"

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Why did the Wizard return to Nebraska?

Three point play...

[Otokichi 9]

What is the hot "game of indices" played by Physics geeks?

Indian War Whoop

Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi
Got's to play me some John Hartford!

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Sounds often heard at work about 5:00 PM on Friday?

Oldies but goodies.

[Otokichi 9]

What do stores call unsold Halloween candy?

Hail Columbia!

 

Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi
I heard this tune on "The Civil War" soundtrack, but didn't know of it's lofty status.

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did Magenta scream to her friend when ice particles came down from the sky?

The Winter Olympics

[Otokichi 9]

What is the official name of Cicely, Alaska's "Running of the Bulls"?

Sassafrass

Edited November 6, 2015 by Otokichi
At least Del Beazley still performs this song...

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What word proves that two asses are better than one?

He's mobbed up.

[Otokichi 9]

How did Michael Corleone describe what happened to his father at the hospital?

30,000 Pounds of Bananas

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What do we need for the gorilla buffet?

Two tons of fun.

[Otokichi 9]

What was Dr. Ellie Sattler muttering under her breath as she searched for toxic berries in a Triceratops' dung pile?

Rough Boy

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Name something on Pete Townshend's mind?

Mass Debate

[Otokichi 9]

What did Paul Revere hate most about running for election to the Continental Congress?

I Love L.A.

Edited November 11, 2015 by Otokichi
"Drunk History" strikes again!

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What was seen on a t-shirt at a Louis Anderson show?

So you think you're funny, huh

[Otokichi 9]

What did St. Peter say to George Carlin when he arrived at the gates of Heaven?

Shine On

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did i say to my shoeshine guy when he only did one shoe?

Blue Plate Special

[Otokichi 9]

What's always been "banned in Boston"?

The Lusty Month of May

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Describe activities that occur the month before June weddings?

Get out your Butterballs.