Zepfan Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 What are two of the better treats to find in your bag Halloween night?Apples and Oranges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Name two things better when dipped in chocolate.Tornado Alley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted October 30, 2015 Report Share Posted October 30, 2015 Where should Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton set up residence?REO Speedwagon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted October 31, 2015 Report Share Posted October 31, 2015 What is the next James Bond's "hot, new ride"?Your Folks Threw Me Out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 1, 2015 Report Share Posted November 1, 2015 What did your Dad's spine say to you after your parents had a wild fling in the hay?London calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 What's the name of Sherlock Holmes' favorite evening companion?Galaxy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 4, 2015 Report Share Posted November 4, 2015 Name an old Ford?The four seasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) Name something that has no meaning in Hawai'i. (And yes, Frankie Valli's group has played Honolulu from time to time.;)Omaha Rainbow Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi Everybody knows "Jon Stewart," but not Singer-Songwriter "John Stewart" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Why did the Wizard return to Nebraska?Three point play... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) What is the hot "game of indices" played by Physics geeks?Indian War Whoop Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi Got's to play me some John Hartford! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 Sounds often heard at work about 5:00 PM on Friday?Oldies but goodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 5, 2015 Report Share Posted November 5, 2015 (edited) What do stores call unsold Halloween candy?Hail Columbia! Edited November 5, 2015 by Otokichi I heard this tune on "The Civil War" soundtrack, but didn't know of it's lofty status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 What did Magenta scream to her friend when ice particles came down from the sky?The Winter Olympics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 6, 2015 Report Share Posted November 6, 2015 (edited) What is the official name of Cicely, Alaska's "Running of the Bulls"?Sassafrass Edited November 6, 2015 by Otokichi At least Del Beazley still performs this song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 8, 2015 Report Share Posted November 8, 2015 What word proves that two asses are better than one?He's mobbed up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 9, 2015 Report Share Posted November 9, 2015 How did Michael Corleone describe what happened to his father at the hospital?30,000 Pounds of Bananas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 10, 2015 Report Share Posted November 10, 2015 What do we need for the gorilla buffet?Two tons of fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 What was Dr. Ellie Sattler muttering under her breath as she searched for toxic berries in a Triceratops' dung pile?Rough Boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 Name something on Pete Townshend's mind?Mass Debate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) What did Paul Revere hate most about running for election to the Continental Congress?I Love L.A. Edited November 11, 2015 by Otokichi "Drunk History" strikes again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 11, 2015 Report Share Posted November 11, 2015 What was seen on a t-shirt at a Louis Anderson show?So you think you're funny, huh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 What did St. Peter say to George Carlin when he arrived at the gates of Heaven?Shine On Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 13, 2015 Report Share Posted November 13, 2015 What did i say to my shoeshine guy when he only did one shoe?Blue Plate Special Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted November 14, 2015 Report Share Posted November 14, 2015 What's always been "banned in Boston"?The Lusty Month of May Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted November 17, 2015 Report Share Posted November 17, 2015 Describe activities that occur the month before June weddings?Get out your Butterballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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