RonJonSurfer Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 What did the famous Addams Family character request from his wife (Mrs. It I guess).Hot fun in the summertime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Who put those Sriracha-flavored Almonds in the Sunday church potluck salad?Sherry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 What was Mr. Takahashi's pet peeve about walking barefoot on the beach?Clampdown! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 (edited) What is "Francis X. Clampatso's" favorite activity?Foggy mountain breakdown Edited June 1, 2016 by Otokichi Drinking too much "mountain dew" causes what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted June 6, 2016 Report Share Posted June 6, 2016 What might happen with one too many trips to the Poconos?Summer jobs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 What was Steve Jobs' biggest bummer after he dropped out of school?Lightning bugs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 What do the Amish use when they want to read in bed?Mel Gibson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted June 24, 2016 Report Share Posted June 24, 2016 (edited) Who is the new star of "Spring Time For Hitler"?Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Edited June 24, 2016 by Otokichi Don't be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 6, 2016 Report Share Posted July 6, 2016 What do security guards like to try on when working the graveyard shift at Victoria's Secret?Godzilla Versus Mechagodzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 (edited) Who are the latest Lucha Libre headliners from Mexico?Eskimo Blue Day Edited July 7, 2016 by Otokichi Summer time, when Rock concerts break the sound barrier.;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 What is that joyous time of year when Nanook and family get to eat the blubber from a BLUE whale?Red Snapper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 (edited) What kind of fish did Russian submarine crews eat after they docked in Cuba?Big Stick Edited July 14, 2016 by Otokichi Summer time, when the golfers come out to dazzle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 14, 2016 Report Share Posted July 14, 2016 What did Teddy Roosevelt regularly show the crowd while campaigning for President?Freak on a Leash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 (edited) What do U.S. Presidents call the Vice-President after a few drinks?Let There Be Rock! Edited July 19, 2016 by Otokichi The rain stopped falling, so I can actually hear music playing on Ye Olde Laptop... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonJonSurfer Posted July 23, 2016 Report Share Posted July 23, 2016 Gods proclamation at a volcano eruption...?I'm Mr. Dieingly sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 (edited) Who was "Major Sullivan Ballou"?I fought The Law... Edited July 25, 2016 by Otokichi Once upon a time, a blonde idiot ran for President... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Who is O.J Simpson?The law won... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 What happened after The Mission was burned down?Unlicensed contractor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 ^My favorite Elton John song! Who built the Leaning Tower of Pisa?Smokey the Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 (edited) Who is/was the toughest state trooper of all time?Tuesday Afternoon Edited August 2, 2016 by Otokichi Here come the "hot August nights"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 When should the average work week begin?Cheese puffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 5, 2016 Report Share Posted August 5, 2016 (edited) What do the U.S. Marines call Army Rangers?Ball and Chain Edited August 5, 2016 by Otokichi What will Hillary use to keep Bill Clinton from straying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Who is Lance Armstrong?Surf and turf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 (edited) What do U.S. Marines call post-beachhead-landing M.R.E.s?Jolie Louise Edited August 10, 2016 by Otokichi Vive La Canada! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 What's Brad Pitt's new name?A wimp and a blimp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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