Give me the answer, I'll give you the question

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What did the famous Addams Family character request from his wife (Mrs. It I guess).

Hot fun in the summertime.

[Otokichi 9]

Who put those Sriracha-flavored Almonds in the Sunday church potluck salad?

Sherry

[miamisammy29 4]

What was Mr. Takahashi's pet peeve about walking barefoot on the beach?

Clampdown!

[Otokichi 9]

What is "Francis X. Clampatso's" favorite activity?

Foggy mountain breakdown

Edited June 1, 2016 by Otokichi
Drinking too much "mountain dew" causes what?

[RonJonSurfer 15]

What might happen with one too many trips to the Poconos?

Summer jobs.

[Otokichi 9]

What was Steve Jobs' biggest bummer after he dropped out of school?

Lightning bugs.

[miamisammy29 4]

What do the Amish use when they want to read in bed?

Mel Gibson

[Otokichi 9]

Who is the new star of "Spring Time For Hitler"?

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini

Edited June 24, 2016 by Otokichi
Don't be a smarty, come and join the Nazi party...

[miamisammy29 4]

What do security guards like to try on when working the graveyard shift at Victoria's Secret?

Godzilla Versus Mechagodzilla

[Otokichi 9]

Who are the latest Lucha Libre headliners from Mexico?

Eskimo Blue Day

Edited July 7, 2016 by Otokichi
Summer time, when Rock concerts break the sound barrier.;)

[miamisammy29 4]

What is that joyous time of year when Nanook and family get to eat the blubber from a BLUE whale?

Red Snapper

[Otokichi 9]

What kind of fish did Russian submarine crews eat after they docked in Cuba?

Big Stick

Edited July 14, 2016 by Otokichi
Summer time, when the golfers come out to dazzle...

[miamisammy29 4]

What did Teddy Roosevelt regularly show the crowd while campaigning for President?

Freak on a Leash

[Otokichi 9]

What do U.S. Presidents call the Vice-President after a few drinks?

Let There Be Rock!

Edited July 19, 2016 by Otokichi
The rain stopped falling, so I can actually hear music playing on Ye Olde Laptop...

[RonJonSurfer 15]

Gods proclamation at a volcano eruption...?

I'm Mr. Dieingly sad.

[Otokichi 9]

Who was "Major Sullivan Ballou"?

I fought The Law...

Edited July 25, 2016 by Otokichi
Once upon a time, a blonde idiot ran for President...

[miamisammy29 4]

Who is O.J Simpson?

The law won...

[Otokichi 9]

What happened after The Mission was burned down?

Unlicensed contractor.

[miamisammy29 4]

^My favorite Elton John song!

Who built the Leaning Tower of Pisa?

Smokey the Bear

[Otokichi 9]

Who is/was the toughest state trooper of all time?

Tuesday Afternoon

Edited August 2, 2016 by Otokichi
Here come the "hot August nights"!

[miamisammy29 4]

When should the average work week begin?

Cheese puffs

[Otokichi 9]

What do the U.S. Marines call Army Rangers?

Ball and Chain

Edited August 5, 2016 by Otokichi
What will Hillary use to keep Bill Clinton from straying?

[miamisammy29 4]

Who is Lance Armstrong?

Surf and turf

[Otokichi 9]

What do U.S. Marines call post-beachhead-landing M.R.E.s?

Jolie Louise

Edited August 10, 2016 by Otokichi
Vive La Canada!

[miamisammy29 4]

What's Brad Pitt's new name?

A wimp and a blimp