Farin Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 ^once again A guide to words women use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.
Jenny Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 [quote=Farin 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3.
_Laurie_ Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) Especially the FINE!...and NOTHING! Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest
_Laurie_ Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) ^^^^^^#8 Joe Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest
Jenny Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Whatever, Joe
Levis Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 I don't think I do any of them Least of all 'Nothing'. I'm so badly trained.
Jenny Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 Levis, don't worry, someday you will. It's mostly men that drive us to say these things.....we don't really say things like that to each other (although I'd like to say "whatever" to my boss, who is female, sometimes)
Uncle Joe Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 Radhi, these ladies are a bad influence on you. Don't pay any attention to them.
Farin Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 exactly! no get to the kitchen and make me some chai!
Levis Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 That's not a bad idea. Have you ground the cardamom yet?
_Laurie_ Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) Radhi, these ladies are a bad influence on you. Don't pay any attention to them. #9 Joe... along with a #5 Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest
_Laurie_ Posted March 8, 2007 Report Posted March 8, 2007 exactly! no get to the kitchen and make me some chai! This is where you need to say FINE...Levis
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