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blind-fitter 0 Posted February 5, 2007 Report Share Posted February 5, 2007 V. good Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 ^once again A guide to words women use 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Don't be mad about this, it is just the same 5 minutes you use when it's your turn to help do things around the house. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3. Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 [quote=Farin 1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up. 3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1). 4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing . (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying "%@&* YOU!" 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong" - for the woman's response refer to #3. Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm guilty of all of them.... Link to post Share on other sites
edna 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 I'm guilty of all of them.... Me too... Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) Especially the FINE!...and NOTHING! Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) ^^^^^^#8 Joe Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 You should all be ashamed of yourselves. Whatever, Joe Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 It's true....we do think alike... Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 I don't think I do any of them Least of all 'Nothing'. I'm so badly trained. Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 You're not married are ya Levis? Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Levis, don't worry, someday you will. It's mostly men that drive us to say these things.....we don't really say things like that to each other (although I'd like to say "whatever" to my boss, who is female, sometimes) Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Not that I know of... Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 I won't worry, then Link to post Share on other sites
Uncle Joe 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Radhi, these ladies are a bad influence on you. Don't pay any attention to them. Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 exactly! no get to the kitchen and make me some chai! Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 That's not a bad idea. Have you ground the cardamom yet? Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 (edited) Radhi, these ladies are a bad influence on you. Don't pay any attention to them. #9 Joe... along with a #5 Edited March 8, 2007 by Guest Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 exactly! no get to the kitchen and make me some chai! This is where you need to say FINE...Levis Link to post Share on other sites
The Seeker 0 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Why can't we have replies like those? Link to post Share on other sites
Levis 6 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 You are not creative enough. Link to post Share on other sites
_Laurie_ 11 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Now you got it Levis! Link to post Share on other sites
Farin 2 Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 whatever... Link to post Share on other sites
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