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Musical Interlude:


I met her in a club down in old Soho,

where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.

C-o-l-a cola.

She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.

I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said,


L-o-l-a Lola.

Well I'm not the world's most physical guy

but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.

Oh my Lola, L-o-l-a Lola.

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand

why she walked like a woman and talked like a man.

Oh my Lola, L-o-l-a Lola.

Well we drank champagne and danced all night

under electric candlelight.

She picked me up and sat me on her knees and said:

Dear boy won't you come home with me?

Well I'm not the world's most passionate guy

But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my Lola.

Lola, Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola

Lola, Lo-lo-lo-lo-Lola

I pushed her away.

I walked to the door.

I fell to the floor.

I got down on my knees.

Then I looked at her and she at me.

Well that's the way that I want it to stay.

And I always want it to be that way for my Lola.


Girls will be boys and boys will be girls.

It's a mixed up muddled up shook up world. (except for Lola)


Well I left home just a week before.

And I'd never ever kissed a woman before.

But Lola smiled and took me by the hand.

And said: "Dear boy I'm gonna make you a man."

Well I'm not the world's most masculine man.

But I know what I am, and I'm glad I'm a man and so's Lola.



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