edna Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 This has not much to do with tolerance but rather with idiocy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 This story has to go here...it is the only place that makes sense!! From Scott Baio's Book...ahhhh!! Perhaps most bizarre, however, is an exchange he details in which a 51-year-old Minnelli tries to get Baio to become her surrogate baby daddy: "'I really want your sperm. You're a talented, good-looking Italian guy. That's what I want my child to be.' I was incredulous. 'What are you gonna do with my sperm?' 'Well, I'm going to take my egg and put it into somebody else's body.'" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Ew. That's an omelet from hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Bob Loblaw Law Blog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 (edited) 'Well, I'm going to take my egg and put it into somebody else's body.'" Won't it crack? Some people are just so dense. Edited June 22, 2007 by Guest Janey didn't say this. Liza did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 I want to make it known I did not say that, Liza Minelli did...not me...no...no...no!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted June 22, 2007 Report Share Posted June 22, 2007 Sorry, Janey. I knew that. I should've caught that the first time. I edited the post and deleted your name from it. I'd hate to be confused with Liza Minelli, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted June 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 25, 2007 You are forgiven sammy, your punishment won't be as bad now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted June 28, 2007 Report Share Posted June 28, 2007 But after eating it, wouldn't you want more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted July 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 10, 2007 This is on the sign out in front of the jewlery store in my town "Pearl your girl" now that just struck me as wacky! That is all I'm saying as I don't want to apply any inuendos, I've been told I do that alot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Joe Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I know what you mean. When I was a kid I used to like a Glenn Miller song called "A String Of Pearls". Then when I became a teenager (and more worldly) I had to wonder..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted July 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 I love that song too Joe, my parents listened to big band music all the time, and when I was older I too wondred....guess you just let your mind take you where it wants to and that could be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 One of the first conversations Sammy and I had here was about pearl necklaces. Ahhh, memories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 One of the first conversations Sammy and I had here was about pearl necklaces. Ahhh, memories. Do you still have that one I gave you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Sure do, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted July 11, 2007 Report Share Posted July 11, 2007 Ahh, yes, it's been nice reminiscing like this, but I do have to split now. Talk to y'all tomorrow. Rock on, everybody....AND DON'T DO CRACK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otokichi Posted July 12, 2007 Report Share Posted July 12, 2007 According to the Mac Geek Gabbers, it's "Don't get caught!" (Pull the back o' yer pants up Bucko, the customers keep putting coins in it.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 [big]Sigbritt, 75, has world's fastest broadband[/big] A 75 year old woman from Karlstad in central Sweden has been thrust into the IT history books - with the world's fastest internet connection. Sigbritt Löthberg's home has been supplied with a blistering 40 Gigabits per second connection, many thousands of times faster than the average residential link and the first time ever that a home user has experienced such a high speed. But Sigbritt, who had never had a computer until now, is no ordinary 75 year old. She is the mother of Swedish internet legend Peter Löthberg who, along with Karlstad Stadsnät, the local council's network arm, has arranged the connection. "This is more than just a demonstration," said network boss Hafsteinn Jonsson. "As a network owner we're trying to persuade internet operators to invest in faster connections. And Peter Löthberg wanted to show how you can build a low price, high capacity line over long distances," he told The Local. Sigbritt will now be able to enjoy 1,500 high definition HDTV channels simultaneously. Or, if there is nothing worth watching there, she will be able to download a full high definition DVD in just two seconds. The secret behind Sigbritt's ultra-fast connection is a new modulation technique which allows data to be transferred directly between two routers up to 2,000 kilometres apart, with no intermediary transponders. According to Karlstad Stadsnät the distance is, in theory, unlimited - there is no data loss as long as the fibre is in place. "I want to show that there are other methods than the old fashioned ways such as copper wires and radio, which lack the possibilities that fibre has," said Peter Löthberg, who now works at Cisco. Cisco contributed to the project but the point, said Hafsteinn Jonsson, is that fibre technology makes such high speed connections technically and commercially viable. "The most difficult part of the whole project was installing Windows on Sigbritt's PC," said Jonsson. The Local (news@thelocal.se/08 656 6518) Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 [big]Religious Book Seller Struck By Lightning[/big] (CBS) HIALEAH A man making a trip from Puerto Rico to South Florida to raise money for his religious education remains hospitalized Monday after he was struck down by a bolt of lightning which flew from clear blue sky on Sunday. He was selling religious materials when he was hit. Hailu Kidane Marian was working with members of his religious group, selling religious materials door-to-door in a Northwest Miami-Dade neighborhood, when the bolt from the blue struck him down. "I heard a boom, and I looked and the guy jumped back, and he just laid there, stiff," said witness Maria Martinez. Paramedics say Marian was not breathing and his heart was not beating when they arrived, but they were able to revive him and rushed him to Jackson Memorial hospital, where he was in critical condition Sunday night. Members of his religious group waited outside the hospital throughout the night for word of his condition. "He's unconscious, he's in a coma," said Francisco Perez, leader of the Puerto Rico-based group. "It's difficult what happened, you know, but what can we do? Things happen in life, but we still believe in God." This is the second incident in as many months of someone being struck down by lightning from a clear sky in South Florida. Last month David Canales, a gardener who worked in the Pinecrest area, was killed when lightning apparently struck him from a rainless sky. Two co-workers standing nearby were unhurt. CBS Miami Meteorologist Jeff Berardelli said 'dry lightning', which can strike even when the sky is clear, can be very dangerous because victims are not expecting it and don't prepare as they might with a storm threatening. Measurement of lightning strikes in the area Sunday showed only a few bolts compared to the last few days, making Marian especially unlucky to be struck by one of them. Nobody else was injured when the bolt flew from the sky. (© MMVII, CBS Broadcasting Inc. All Rights Reserved.) Link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 From Yahoo: Woman Too Sexy for Bus Driver BERLIN (Reuters) - A German bus driver threatened to throw a 20-year-old sales clerk off his bus in the southern town of Lindau because he said she was too sexy, a newspaper reported on Monday. "Suddenly he stopped the bus," the woman named Debora C. told Bild newspaper. "He opened the door and shouted at me 'Your cleavage is distracting me every time I look into my mirror and I can't concentrate on the traffic. If you don't sit somewhere else, I'm going to have to throw you off the bus.'" The woman, pictured in Bild wearing her snug-fitting summer clothes with the plunging neckline, said she moved to another seat but was humiliated by the bus driver. A spokesman for the bus company defended the driver. "The bus driver is allowed to do that and he did the right thing," the spokesman said. "A bus driver cannot be distracted because it's a danger to the safety of all the passengers." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 egads, where's my post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rayzor Posted July 16, 2007 Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 If I were that bus driver I would have had her change seat too... sit in my lap, baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2007 OMG, give me a break!! It was ok for him to do that in front of everyone on the bus?? What surprises me is that he even ask her to move, I mean he is a man and there was cleavage involved.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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