Sweet Jane 61 Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Ok started this thread due to a news story I heard here at the station.... The police, I can't remember where, pulled over a guy for weaving, well he wasn't drunk or high but talking on a cell phone....BUT...not the main reason for the weaving...he was also reading a porn magazine!!! Guess that is wacked or wacking!! So you have something that you have read or heard that is strange, weird, or wacky?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Yeah, I just got pulled over for talking on my cell phone and reading a porno. What's this world coming to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I wonder who das was talking to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 This girl. You don't know her. She's from Niagara Falls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Have you seen "Napoleon Dynamite" yet, das? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Nope. My old ass was referencing The Breakfast Club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I know what you were referencing, Grandpa, but there is something similar in "Napoleon Dynamite". Gosh, old people are cranky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 At least we don't try to stay relevant by watching movies intended for 14 year olds. Burn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I try to make a connection with you and this is how I get treated. I am so through with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Fine then, go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Hey Peachy.... (In my best Freddy Fender...) If he brings you happiness Then i wish you all the best It's your happiness that matters most of all But if he ever breaks your heart If the teardrops ever start I'll be there before the next teardrop falls Si te quire de verdad Y te da felicidad Te deseo lo mas bueno pa'los dos Pero si te hace llorar A mime puedes hablar Y estare contigo cuando treste estas I'll be there anytime You need me by your side To drive away every teardrop that you cried And if he ever leaves you blue Just remember, I love you And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls Kenny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Oh Ken, my heart is a-fluttering. How romantical. Das who? I'm all yours, baby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Embracing Kari, looking at Das.. "Phhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhttttttt". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I would cry or something, but I'm oddly unfazed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 You'll miss me one day, but it will be too late. Ken knows how to treat a lady. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Then how's he going to treat you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 reminds me of song.... Treat Her Like A Lady CORNELIUS BROTHERS & SISTER ROSE (Eddie Cornelius) All my friends have to ask me Something they didn't understand How I get all the women In the palm of my hand I told them Treat her like a lady (Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like) Do the best you can do (Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like) You gotta treat her like a lady And she'll give in to you Lord, you can see you know what I mean I know you love her like a woman (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) Soon take advantage of you (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) Let me tell you, my friend (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) That just ain't no substitute (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) You oughta Oh, you got to love her (love her) And tease her (tease her) But most of all you got to please her (please her) You got to hold her (hold her) And want her (want her) And make her feel you'll always need her (need her) You know a woman (woman) Is sentimental (woman) And so easy (woman) to upset (woman) So make her feel (feel) That she's for real, yeah (real) And she'll give you happiness Whoa-oh strange as it seems (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) You know you can't treat a woman mean (treat her like) (you got to treat her like) So my friend, there you have it I said it's the easy, simple way If you fail to do this Don't blame her if she looks my way 'Cause I'm gonna Treat her like a lady So affectionately I'm gonna treat her like a lady And she'll give in to me Lord, you can see you know what I mean Oh, you gotta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Then how's he going to treat you? Dude, I was only kidding around.... Oooo. God, you don't even.... Uh oh. You are gonna wind up waking up in a pit in her basement putting the lotion on or getting the hose... You're on your own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I only meant because she's more than a lady. Conventional chivalry is not near enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tenacious_Peaches Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 reminds me of song.... Treat Her Like A Lady CORNELIUS BROTHERS & SISTER ROSE Laurie, I love that song! You are gonna wind up waking up in a pit in her basement putting the lotion on or getting the hose... It puts the dog in the basket. I said, it puts the dog in the basket. PUT THE &*^%-ING DOG IN THE BASKET! } I only meant because she's more than a lady. Conventional chivalry is not near enough. That reminds me of a song... Too Much, Too Little, Too Late Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams JOHNNY: Guess its over, call it a day Sorry that it had to end this way No reason to pretend We knew it had to end some day, this way DENIECE: Yes, its over, the kids are gone Whats the use of tryin to hang on? Somewhere we lost the key So little left for you and me and its clear to see BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to lie again with you Too much, too little, too late to try again with you Were in the middle of ending something that we knew JOHNNY: Its over DENIECE: Oh, it was over BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end DENIECE Ah, its over JOHNNY: Its over DENIECE: Yes, its over, the chips are down Nearly all our bridges tumbled down JOHNNY: Were there a chance we'd try, lets face it why deny? its over Its over BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end JOHNNY: And its over DENIECE: And its over JOHNNY: And its over FADE BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 I, too, am reminded of a song: You're Breaking My Heart - Harry Nilsson You're breakin' my heart You're tearin' it apart So (bleep) you All I want to do Is have a good time Now I'm blue You wanna boogaloo Run down to Tramps Have a dance or two--ooh! You're breaking my heart You're tearin' it apart But (bleep) you You're breakin' my heart You're tearin' it apart Ooh!--ooh!-- You stepped on my ass You're breaking my glasses too You wanna drive my car Buy a lot of stuff I've had enough Of you--ooh! I'm goin' insane There's no one to blame So (bleep) you You've gotta have your way There's nothin' left to say There's nothin' left to do--ooh! You're breakin' my heart You're tearin' it apart So (bleep) you You've gotta have your way There's nothin' left to say There's nothin' left to do--ooh! You're breakin' my heart You're tearin' it apart But I love you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Nice try, Das. Valiant effort. But, you see, Peachy and I share a love. A love, deep and profound. For Colonel Angus. And once we were introduced to Colonel Angus, well, that's a tie that cannot be broken.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweet Jane 61 Posted February 1, 2006 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 No one take this the wrong way...but you all are definately keeping in tune with the theme of the thread...cool! LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daslied Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Fine, Ken. You introduce her to your lone colonel friend. I'll wait patiently with my entire platoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Posted February 1, 2006 Report Share Posted February 1, 2006 Fine, Ken. You introduce her to your lone colonel friend. I'll wait patiently with my entire platoon. Short yellow bus that used to take you to school, right? Rainbow on the side? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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