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Ok started this thread due to a news story I heard here at the station....

The police, I can't remember where, pulled over a guy for weaving, well he wasn't drunk or high but talking on a cell phone....BUT...not the main reason for the weaving...he was also reading a porn magazine!!! Guess that is wacked or wacking!! :ooo: :laughing:

So you have something that you have read or heard that is strange, weird, or wacky??

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Hey Peachy....

(In my best Freddy Fender...)

If he brings you happiness

Then i wish you all the best

It's your happiness that matters most of all

But if he ever breaks your heart

If the teardrops ever start

I'll be there before the next teardrop falls

Si te quire de verdad

Y te da felicidad

Te deseo lo mas bueno pa'los dos

Pero si te hace llorar

A mime puedes hablar

Y estare contigo cuando treste estas

I'll be there anytime

You need me by your side

To drive away every teardrop that you cried

And if he ever leaves you blue

Just remember, I love you

And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls

And I'll be there before the next teardrop falls

Kenny....

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reminds me of song.... :shades:

Treat Her Like A Lady

CORNELIUS BROTHERS & SISTER ROSE

(Eddie Cornelius)

All my friends have to ask me

Something they didn't understand

How I get all the women

In the palm of my hand

I told them

Treat her like a lady

(Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like)

Do the best you can do

(Treat her like, you got to, got to treat her like)

You gotta treat her like a lady

And she'll give in to you

Lord, you can see you know what I mean

I know you love her like a woman

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

Soon take advantage of you

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

Let me tell you, my friend

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

That just ain't no substitute

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

You oughta

Oh, you got to love her (love her)

And tease her (tease her)

But most of all you got to please her (please her)

You got to hold her (hold her)

And want her (want her)

And make her feel you'll always need her (need her)

You know a woman (woman)

Is sentimental (woman)

And so easy (woman) to upset (woman)

So make her feel (feel)

That she's for real, yeah (real)

And she'll give you happiness

Whoa-oh strange as it seems

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

You know you can't treat a woman mean

(treat her like) (you got to treat her like)

So my friend, there you have it

I said it's the easy, simple way

If you fail to do this

Don't blame her if she looks my way

'Cause I'm gonna

Treat her like a lady

So affectionately

I'm gonna treat her like a lady

And she'll give in to me

Lord, you can see you know what I mean

Oh, you gotta

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Then how's he going to treat you?

Dude, I was only kidding around.... Oooo. God, you don't even....

Uh oh.

You are gonna wind up waking up in a pit in her basement putting the lotion on or getting the hose...

You're on your own...

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reminds me of song....

Treat Her Like A Lady

CORNELIUS BROTHERS & SISTER ROSE

Laurie, I love that song! :bow:

You are gonna wind up waking up in a pit in her basement putting the lotion on or getting the hose...

It puts the dog in the basket. I said, it puts the dog in the basket. PUT THE &*^%-ING DOG IN THE BASKET! }:(

I only meant because she's more than a lady. Conventional chivalry is not near enough.

That reminds me of a song...

Too Much, Too Little, Too Late

Johnny Mathis & Deniece Williams

JOHNNY:

Guess its over, call it a day

Sorry that it had to end this way

No reason to pretend

We knew it had to end some day, this way

DENIECE:

Yes, its over, the kids are gone

Whats the use of tryin to hang on?

Somewhere we lost the key

So little left for you and me and its clear to see

BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to lie again with you

Too much, too little, too late to try again with you

Were in the middle of ending something that we knew

JOHNNY: Its over

DENIECE: Oh, it was over

BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again

Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends

Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end

DENIECE Ah, its over

JOHNNY: Its over

DENIECE:

Yes, its over, the chips are down

Nearly all our bridges tumbled down

JOHNNY:

Were there a chance we'd try, lets face it why deny? its over

Its over

BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again

Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends

Too much, too little, too late, we knew it had to end

JOHNNY: And its over

DENIECE: And its over

JOHNNY: And its over

FADE

BOTH: Too much, too little, too late to ever try again

Too much, too little, too late, lets end it being friends

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I, too, am reminded of a song:

You're Breaking My Heart - Harry Nilsson

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

So (bleep) you

All I want to do

Is have a good time

Now I'm blue

You wanna boogaloo

Run down to Tramps

Have a dance or two--ooh!

You're breaking my heart

You're tearin' it apart

But (bleep) you

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

Ooh!--ooh!--

You stepped on my ass

You're breaking my glasses too

You wanna drive my car

Buy a lot of stuff

I've had enough

Of you--ooh!

I'm goin' insane

There's no one to blame

So (bleep) you

You've gotta have your way

There's nothin' left to say

There's nothin' left to do--ooh!

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

So (bleep) you

You've gotta have your way

There's nothin' left to say

There's nothin' left to do--ooh!

You're breakin' my heart

You're tearin' it apart

But I love you

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