Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 21, 2015 (edited) Moi? I'll settle for a few lumps of coal to hurl at New Year's Eve firecracker fiends and other lovers of LOUD NOISES.;)The next poster has heard of Jim Croce. Edited November 21, 2015 by Otokichi Gotta play some "Greatest Hits" just to make sure I can still hear 'em! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 21, 2015 Heard of him??? I loved him. Born in South Philly. Amazing songs. Gone over 40 years now. I bet he'd still be out there telling stories.The next poster has dinner plans for tonight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 23, 2015 Dinner when the humidity is steam-bath-high? Probably something light featuring Salmon or Sardines, Salsa and chopped vegetables.The next poster is thinking about either buying a frozen Thanksgiving turkey or a "Charlie Brown Christmas tree." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
phil 7 Report post Posted November 23, 2015 The wife bought the bird. We are hosting this year.The next poster has some vinyl lying around the house. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 23, 2015 (edited) Moi? I have lots of vinyl around the house, but Ye Olde Turntable/Stereo System is kaput. (USB turntable? Well, there's surface noise aplenty that makes some LP records "sound like they were recorded at a pistol firing match.";)The next poster is making a "Black Friday" shopping playbook. Edited November 23, 2015 by Otokichi Oops, speiling kauntz! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 24, 2015 Never go out on Black Friday for Black Friday specials, but I may go shopping for something I need.The next poster is running late for something, but is still on the computer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 25, 2015 Moi? I just turned on Ye Used MacBook, but I'm cogitating about what's for dinner.;)The next poster has imagined flying a doghouse as "The World War I Aviator." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) I've imagined it behind the wheel of a Buick. The next poster watched a Christmas Special already this year. Edited November 27, 2015 by RonJonSurfer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 27, 2015 (edited) "Christmas"? Isn't that the commercial/cultural juggernaut that comes after Thanksgiving? I'm still in Pilgrim garb, using Ye Olde Turkey caller.;)The next poster has composed a "twisted Christmas" ditty ala Bob Rivers while stuck in Black Friday/Holiday traffic. Edited November 27, 2015 by Otokichi Tired of Christmas "mall muzak?" Bob Rivers will make you smile! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 28, 2015 I did not get stuck in traffic, but strange things are always brewing as I drive... The next poster keeps thinking today is Sunday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 30, 2015 (edited) Hey, golly gee, it really is Sunday, the day before the last day in November!The next poster sings Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer under his breath at holiday family gatherings.;) Edited November 30, 2015 by Otokichi Somebody got too much Christmas spirit(s)! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted November 30, 2015 No but I think it sometimes.The next poster has no time on his or her hands. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted November 30, 2015 As 2015 draws to a close, there are some things left undone, but I'll handle them as they come.The next poster saw a "Fargo UFO" that turned out to be The Great Pumpkin! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted December 30, 2015 False....the FBI told me it was a weather balloon (then beat me with a nightstick), so I believe them.The next poster has actually been abducted by aliens (for a short time, mind you). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted December 31, 2015 Sorry, "The Greys" don't visit Hawaii, for some strange reason. (So, "False";)The next poster will be watching SyFy channel's "The Twilight Zone" marathon some time this weekend. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RonJonSurfer 15 Report post Posted December 31, 2015 False, I'm just way too busy this weekend.The next poster will have confetti in their hair for weeks after New year's Eve. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted December 31, 2015 Personally, I never touch the stuff. ("Irish Confetti" is an Excedrin headache.;) Which makes that "False."The next poster will wake up in a strange place with the mother of all hangovers... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarcM 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2016 Not true! I did have a massive headache, though, from too much ozoni. The next poster has no idea who I am... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted January 16, 2016 I dinna ken "Spotted Wobbegong," so that's true.;)The next poster has NOT broken all of their new year's resolutions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 25, 2016 False. But it did take me nearly 25 days to break them all. So, that's good...right?The next poster has been bitten by a dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted January 26, 2016 Nope. Does getting scratched by a cat count? (False)The next poster would like to send me lots of snow.;) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
miamisammy29 4 Report post Posted January 26, 2016 False. Sorry, man, but sending that stuff through the mail is highly illegal. (But if you're ever in town, I'd be glad to chop you a line.)The next poster has more than one Britney Spears album. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted January 27, 2016 Who is this "Britney Spears"? (False, obviously.;)The next poster has a long list of Valentine's Day mail to send/receive. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jenny 2 Report post Posted January 29, 2016 False, I only give Valentine's Day gifts to my daughter. The next poster is ready for a change Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Otokichi 9 Report post Posted January 30, 2016 Moi? Sorry, my drawers are still clean and dry.;)The next poster doesn't know/remember who "Paul Kantner" is/was. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
