Farin Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Granted. You're dead I wish people would give more intelligent answers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Seeker Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Granted. Your pet turtle runs away. I wish Martin's pet turtle hadn't run away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Granted. It was run over by an eighteen wheeler. I Wish My Beer Was As Cold As Your Heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 (edited) Granted, but it gives you a brain-freeze that lasts a week. I wish thumb tacks didn't hurt. Edited September 9, 2007 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Granted, but pillows did.... I wish that pillowsn had more sides so you could have more cool sides of the pillow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Granted. It is and you've failed and must repeat the last year. I wish I lived in Australia. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 Granted. Now Johnny beats you up for ignoing his wish. I wish that pillowsn had more sides so you could have more cool sides of the pillow.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Granted. Your toes get eaten by ants. I wish that there weren't 2 chocolate biscuits on the desk that I don't want to eat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Floyd, the purpose of this thread is to corrupt the wish with something relating to the wish... otherwise everybody could say "Granted, the World is going to explode" - boring ^ Granted, there is a whole chocolate cake on the desk, that you don't want to eat I wish I could find something remotely interesting on TV tonight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Ry 71 Posted September 11, 2007 Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Granted. Hope you enjoying watching "Riding The Bus With My Sister". I wish jokes were actually funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted irony is not....personally I feel irony is funnier than jokes.... I wish I had a frappacino.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted. You are now fat. I wish that I was a one-hit wonder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted. You're a sinsemilla joint. I wish I had a couple sinsemilla joints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamisammy29 Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted. Your knees are now made of weed. Hope you know a good orthopedic surgeon. I wish I had a big bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Laurie_ Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted...but it's empty I wish it was Saturday Night... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted - you have to work I wish I would find some money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jenny Posted September 12, 2007 Report Share Posted September 12, 2007 Granted, you find a penny on the floor I wish I were getting a massage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Granted. Your nose falls off. I wish that I was good at playing rugby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farin Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Granted. The earth explodes. I wish Germany would win the Euro 2008. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanAm Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Granted. All the other teams fail to show up. I wish I had a maid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Granted, it's a fat, hairy middle aged man.... I wish that I didn't have to do much tommorow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzor Posted September 13, 2007 Report Share Posted September 13, 2007 Granted. You die in your sleep. Enjoy your time off... I wish I didn't feel so sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Granted, but you can't feel anything else in your body.... I wish I wasn't so tired.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Floydaholic Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Granted. You can never fall asleep. I wish that I could ace my exams next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny Posted September 17, 2007 Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 Granted, for every single answer you draw an ace....you fail.... I wish the weekend had 3 days.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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